CJ Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" convention. Alan Shearer addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please". To loud applause Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying. But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?" Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream.................. "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Sorry - no offence intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plus1 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 lol:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmonkey Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Now thats a proper joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Ha! stupid geordies! (yes, I'm from Boro) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Brilliant! See Alex, it's the way you tell 'em! Remember that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Good one Colin.. Mike, I was born in Albert Park ! G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Good one Colin.. Mike, I was born in Albert Park ! G Park Side? I was born there too... come on the Boro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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