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How to get to heaven from Scotland


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How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...

 

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

 

"NO!" the children answered.

 

 

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

 

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

 

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

 

Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

 

 

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

 

A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv goat tae be fukin' deid"

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