MaveriK Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have a new chat up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous and out of my league they are it's always a winner - "Excuse me love. Could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you....?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Ed's been using that one for years though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 100% success rate? Hmmm, don't hold your breath Maverik... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 100% success rate? Hmmm, don't hold your breath Maverik... very clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Oi! The Cheek of it! Knowing me I'd forget, blow my own nose and pass out before even venturing outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 LMFAO Try it out Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Oi! The Cheek of it! Knowing me I'd forget, blow my own nose and pass out before even venturing outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Good one Might try that this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I was expecting some cheasy line ..... but F:d:dK that was funny hahaha Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 my favorite one is...... 'lets not turn this rape into a murder!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 my favorite one is...... 'lets not turn this rape into a murder!' 100% Class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Stolen from Jimmy Carr but still effective.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 lol! great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 my favorite one is...... 'lets not turn this rape into a murder!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 my favorite one is...... 'lets not turn this rape into a murder!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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