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The assassin


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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

 

interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists - two men and

 

a woman.

 

 

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal

 

door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your

 

instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will

 

find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't

 

be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're

 

not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

 

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

 

tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,

 

"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

 

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,

 

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots

 

were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on

 

the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

 

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat

 

from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to

 

beat him to death with the chair."

 

 

 

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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