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The Dog's Trust


ellis

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This advert for the Dog's Trust keeps coming on the box and in it they mention that if you sponsor/adopt a dog that it will write to you!

 

And every time I think to myself, if they send me a video of a dog sat there with pen and paper, scratching his head trying to remember what he did during his day that he can write down to send to me, they can have their £9 a month. In fact, sod it, I'll give them £900, buy the dog and put the bugger to work on a book!

 

"So what did I do today . . . . . . oh yeah, barked at the air, ran a lot, scratched for a while, licked my nuts (because I can!), ate something decidely unsavoury, hoiked it back up on the new carpet, shat somewhere (not sure where but I'm sure one of the humans will find it), buried a variety of useful looking objects and slept.

 

Yours sincerely

 

The Dog"

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I sponsor one, writes to me every few months and sends me a valetines card :D:blink:

Rather get one from the dog than most of the other 'dogs' I've met over the years:)

 

Get your money out you tight bugger and sponsor one, think it starts at about £4 per month;)

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Talking dog for sale

A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten quid."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cause he's a f*cking liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."

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