MaveriK Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up! "No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.' Little MARK replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old..' The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?' Little MARK answered, 'No, he minded his own fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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