Stuliet Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 tick tock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 anyone know any good jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 The last competition I did was gaining hundreds of posts an hour hence I picked a high number to give people a good chance of entering. Looks like you can't win then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I started a knock, knock joke to see where it would lead. It didn't work:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 In before we all lose the will to care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve spedd Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 i thank you... This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 What do you buy a Scottish epileptic midget for Xmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Well seeming I'm now confied to bed with swine flew I may aswel try my chances again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Errmmm, to go out onto the Roads in a minute or not that is the Question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Errmmm, to go out onto the Roads in a minute or not that is the Question yea, go for it, it will be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Only 2 more sleeps till the big fella comes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve spedd Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 getting anything nice?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 What do you buy a Scottish epileptic midget for Xmas? A Wii fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1mb0b1 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 *Consults his phones Texts-of-Destiny for a joke* Ahhh found one... A man walks into a bar and sees a sign "Make my Donkey Laugh and get a free tab for a week!" The guy mulls it over for a bit before walking to the bar and says "I'll give it a go." Sure enough, he gets led round the back by the barman to where an innocent looking donkey is tied up. The barman leaves him to it. 10 minute later, the guy comes back into the bar, followed closely behind by the donkey in complete hysterics. Barman says "Yep, fine. Weldone - grab a seat and I'll start pouring." A week later the same guy walks into the bar, this time however, there is a sign which reads "Make my donkey cry, get a weeks free tab." Same thing again, gets led round the back, donkey and left to it. Sure enough a few minutes later, the guy comes back with a donkey in absolute tears. The barman stares in disbelief and says "No argument from me, but how did you do it?" Guy says "well, last week I said to the donkey I had a bigger cock than him, this week I proved it!" Boom boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probrox Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 1018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 *Consults his phones Texts-of-Destiny for a joke* Ahhh found one... A man walks into a bar and sees a sign "Make my Donkey Laugh and get a free tab for a week!" The guy mulls it over for a bit before walking to the bar and says "I'll give it a go." Sure enough, he gets led round the back by the barman to where an innocent looking donkey is tied up. The barman leaves him to it. 10 minute later, the guy comes back into the bar, followed closely behind by the donkey in complete hysterics. Barman says "Yep, fine. Weldone - grab a seat and I'll start pouring." A week later the same guy walks into the bar, this time however, there is a sign which reads "Make my donkey cry, get a weeks free tab." Same thing again, gets led round the back, donkey and left to it. Sure enough a few minutes later, the guy comes back with a donkey in absolute tears. The barman stares in disbelief and says "No argument from me, but how did you do it?" Guy says "well, last week I said to the donkey I had a bigger cock than him, this week I proved it!" Boom boom! How rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Well I am going to risk it in a minute, if I don't post again by 1pm assume the worst lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Ibtl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Only 2 more sleeps till the big fella comes naming it the big fella won't make it grow! but if your gonna get some have fun! and remember its not the size ofthe boat its the motion of the ocian! or not the size of the nail but the hammer you hit it with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1mb0b1 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 :jester::nana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 still going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Still at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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