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Xmas Give-away 2009 #1


mawby

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What to say :think: :idea:

 

 

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like"

 

Englishman gives him a guitar, which he plays better than Hendrix.

 

Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton.

 

Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes:

 

The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes, and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can ye no play it?"

 

The Octopus says "Play it? - I'm gonna f**k her brains out once i get her pyjamas off!"

 

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