marc_p Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Got my (once again) amazingly located seated tickets to go see Rihanna live again in May.........well chuffed:D, will I actually meet her this time though?.....or just jizz in my pants like last time:( p.s. I'm not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 p.s. I'm not gay. The fact you had to say that means in your head there is a little doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 its ok you can admit it to us atleast when you go write your name and number on a tennis ball and throw it at her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 p.s. I'm not gay. sorry mate, but yes, yes you are, the only possible excuse could be your BF GF wanted to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I thought you'd got past this phase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 The fact you had to say that means in your head there is a little doubt Or maybe I'm err...............I'm not gay:tongue: its ok you can admit it to us atleast when you go write your name and number on a tennis ball and throw it at her! Now that is a plan my man, although I might get 15 tennis balls, just in case she looses some. sorry mate, but yes, yes you are, the only possible excuse could be your BF GF wanted to go I w@nk daily whilst thinking about women, I'm not gay. I thought you'd got past this phase? I thought I had to, but then she announced the tour and I couldn't see any other options:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I thought I had to, but then she announced the tour and I couldn't see any other options:( No. I meant your homosexual stage. Still, enjoy the gig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I w@nk daily whilst thinking about women, I'm not gay. that has got to go down as one of the all time great replies on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Got my (once again) amazingly located seated tickets to go see Rihanna live again in May.........well chuffed:D, will I actually meet her this time though?.....or just jizz in my pants like last time:( p.s. I'm not gay. Not gay? but possibly a stalker lol:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Is her head still too small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Is her head still too small? She was born to delight us in other areas. Its in her jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 The fact you had to say that means in your head there is a little doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 No. I meant your homosexual stage. Still, enjoy the gig Thanks:D Not gay? but possibly a stalker lol:innocent: that has got to go down as one of the all time great replies on this forum I just tell it how it is;) Is her head still too small? How dare you:tongue: She was born to delight us in other areas. Its in her jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Bring some binoculars. You'll need it to see her tiny head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Bring some binoculars. You'll need it to see her tiny head. hang on a minute, pert breasts, trim waist, legs that go on forever, and your looking at her head , you sure your not gay as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 hang on a minute, pert breasts, trim waist, legs that go on forever, and your looking at her head , you sure your not gay as well I'm not gay, but I am able-sighted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I'm not gay, but I am able-sighted heres a scenario then, she rolls up at your door in a very tight frock and says "hey Gaz6002 i am absolutely gagging for it", do you knock her back with the line "sorry love your not my type, your heads to small" and close the door ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 heres a scenario then, she rolls up at your door in a very tight frock and says "hey Gaz6002 i am absolutely gagging for it", do you knock her back with the line "sorry love your not my type, your heads to small" and close the door ? I'd probably try to kiss her and miss, because her head is un-naturally proportioned and thus confusing/misleading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 hang on a minute, pert breasts, trim waist, legs that go on forever, That sounds like our Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 That sounds like our Marc this thread is turning into a gay fest, ok i'm gay as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 this thread is turning into a gay fest, ok i'm gay as well I wasent till i met Marc, That man just has something about him, If the only way to get close to him is to turn so be it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 I wasent till i met Marc, That man just has something about him, If the only way to get close to him is to turn so be it Everyone want's me:D Just need to extend that to the women outside the forum;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 she was on Jonathan Ross this weekend, boy she does look super HOT....... http://www.thelatestnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rihanna.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 she was on Jonathan Ross this weekend, boy she does look super HOT....... http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/rihanna-emo-punk_1333.jpg http://www.thelatestnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rihanna.jpg Noooo.... too late, Marc's spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilicos Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I w@nk daily whilst thinking about women, I'm not gay. Ladyboys don't count Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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