roboldham Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 To make amends for the last one: An 80 year old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him hows he's feeling? The old man says; I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant withn my child. What do you think about that? The Doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. I have an older friend much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking stick instead of his gun. When he got to the creek he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went "bang, bang. Suddenly, 2 shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that? The 80-year old said "i'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, My point exactly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Charming lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 an oldie but a goodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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