JustGav Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Hahahaha.... No I didn't have to do any ADDITIONAL favours to get the parking space... *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Ive got an idea.....our son as a fixation with chicken.... Want me to send him in with a BB gun? Im sure he would love to kill, cook and eat his own chicken! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted May 9, 2005 Author Share Posted May 9, 2005 you see my dears the chickens are not to blame; I like em but not what they do; they have no proper home and are never fed properly. These gits are cruel. When they first moved in they tied a puppy to the gate by a rope and I rescued it -went to a farm for a happy life, FFS. There is no sign of any of them today but they are in the house. 50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 you see my dears the chickens are not to blame; I like em but not what they do; they have no proper home and are never fed properly. More reason to keep hold of them. Like I said, tell him that if they wander onto your land you are going to keep them, if he comes onto your land wanting them back, tell him he is trasspassing, and he will get them back when he builds a suitable enclosure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Maybe from a legal side i'd take pictures when they come into your garden. Document everything they do against you. This way if anything was to happen you will have proof that he was in the wrong and did nothing about it. Personnaly i'd take the chickens when they escape, take them to a local farm and say you found it out on the road near there and you'd thought you'd return it. Or kill one and take round some chicken sandwiches as a peace offering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Just keep cutting their power to the house then... Just make their lives hell... for doing that to a poor puppy I have no sympathy... I'm a major dog person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted May 9, 2005 Author Share Posted May 9, 2005 Personnaly i'd take the chickens when they escape, take them to a local farm and say you found it out on the road near there and you'd thought you'd return it. Or kill one and take round some chicken sandwiches as a peace offering Classic; luv it m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Eat his chickens !! dnk BBQ round fiftyplusone then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rafsen Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 I know you are probably trying the hardest to get along but both of you obviously aren't. What i can tell you is that tit for tat sh!t is only going to escalate matter putting both of you under more stress etc etc.... you need to be stern and sort the issues out but you have also got to keep an open mind. Fuelling feuds is not going to help. If you knock him out he is not going to play ball; more likely to knock you out later when you're not expecting it. You're going to be back on this forum stressed even more. As someone suggested you need to write dates/times possibly CCTV (although i heard theres some weird law about filming others????) all occurrances so that should the worst happen you have written proof. Talk to the family and sort your differences out; at the end of the day you could potentially be living with this guy for a long time and im sure neither families need this cr4p. If you cant get him to negotiate and agree to some sort arrangement then im sure you can seek some sort of eviction order (not to sure about this one but at least a letter stating the threat of eviction might be enough). If all else fails then there are lots of ways (legal) to ensure you have the last laugh (i.e. the guy who planted bigger trees) hence forcing an eviction/relationship. Just be wise about it and finally all this is based on an assumption that your neighbours are not total fcukwits! i really do hope you get this sorted mate and best of luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 what a twat tell him to **** OFF and then rip his head off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 They do sound like a couple of total arsholes with no consideration for others but that's life these days! I've been in situations with neighbours over the years, one of these went on for seven years or more till the miserable old f*cker died I'm stuborn, knew I was in the right and stood my ground and this resulted in me losing it on several occasions and the police being called..........a no win situation all round now that I look back on it. My advice would be to put on a false front and try talking it through explaining how you see things and sort it this way as any other leads to total frustration as the police and the legal system are long winded and often won't help you. When people are this thick and inconsiderate, then in my experience they will lie through their teeth to make you look bad and act all innocent, believe me it'll be an uphill struggle convincing the authorities otherwise especially if they are playing the race card too at this early stage! Don't turn it into a battle as it'll chew you up inside and after all it's your home it'll be with you daily and you can't get away from it. Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted May 10, 2005 Author Share Posted May 10, 2005 Had an interesting chat with the woman last evening. She does not recognise that allowing her chickens to murder all our plants is an issue. She says if they come and do it "kill em" and Ill buy 20 more - nice. What a total fuc*wit. She also says they ate the last 2 sheep to stop them coming in the garden. The weasel is still in hiding though. Guess Im stuck with them forever (so I ll just ignore them and wait for the next issue.) I do hope their house catches fire cos I wont be able to assist, I wouldnt want to trespass now would I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Tit for Tat and fuelling feuds only serve you to poison your own life. As a bonus, if you do something un-reversible in the heat of the moment, you might end up in prison, or having to emigrate overnight. It happens you know... It really pays to play Zen an live around life's restrictions (such as these antisocial morons). I can't change many things in the world, despite what I thought as a teenager. Adapting is better, more fuel efficient --- wears you down less, and live longer too. Moving to a remote location with no neighbours is another option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference. It's an old one, but it makes a lot of sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 I think head ripping off is fair enough, there are to many idiots in the world already!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 start feeding and encouraging the local fox's Leave the fox's alone are i'll call round and beat both of you with a big stick. lol, but if you want to make a mega KFC Meal for the fox's it could be done very easy, All one would have to do, would be to collect a few dead rabbits and gut them, then lob them into the chickens. Mr Fox will soon call for take away, When Mr Fox calls he will normally only take 1 or 2 depending on his needs. Now, however!! If all the chickens start making noise and a fuss as to who is getting eaten, Mr Fox will not take kindly to that and he will then go into survival mode and will kill all round him till the noise stops. Did you know that one of the world’s most dangerous animals is a cornered Fox? Opps, i should'ent of said that!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimbo Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 aaaaaaaah, nothing smells better than a good old bacon sandwich in the morning, waft waft....... start up a pig farm mate, muslims love them. And did you know, piggies will eat ANYTHING, including naughty nieghbours. Failing that, rent your gaff to the local Biker-gang for a month or two. The subtle sound of 20/30 Harleys & Motorhead does wonders for relationships you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 well if the neighbours are hell-bent on being antisocial, then yes, you too could try being a prat too, and see who wins. As long as punches/abuse/molotovs are not exchanged, maybe such a display will bring them to the negotiating table sooner. But remember that the whole idea is not to break their balls for the sake of it, rather annoy them enough so that when you approach them again with an olive branch, they'll sit back and listen. If they realise that you can be a lot more antisocial than them, they might appreciate a truce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimbo Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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