MaveriK Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hindlegs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, miaowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!", she cried. "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry." "If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 lol i like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesC Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Are you serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Ha Ha. Least i'm not the only one with bad jokes. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=2590083#post2590083 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Groan. The 1990s just called: they want their joke back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vintage21275 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 lolol lol l? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 haha that ones good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markylee Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 the vet gave her the bill.......theirs another joke their somewhere:search: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Are we still at school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted December 1, 2009 Author Share Posted December 1, 2009 Are we still at school? No, just tourists on my journey into madness........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Well, I've heard it before a long time ago, but I had actually forgotten the punchline, and this is a great joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 First time for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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