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Monday morning cheer up


jim

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Hope this isn't a repost...

 

An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the landlord.

"Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night, I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night. Loads of sex! Shagged her tits, even did her up the arse! I loved it!"

"Did you get a blowjob?" the barman asked.

"No" he says, "never found her head!"

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