johnny g Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Locals in Cockermouth have been using the recent storm water to try the ancient technique of "panning for gold". Unfortunately, all they've managed to find is some copper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I'm not going to look but I hope for your sake that you haven't said anything about bad taste/'too soon' jokes in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Aye, am usually fairly current with my jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 BURN HIM!!!! It's too soon. hah hah ,.. sorry. I did laugh though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Did you make that up yourself? If you did, its terrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Did you make that up yourself? If you did, its terrible! Sorry I never, I got it off a friend (ironically from Cumbria, but living in Stevenage now). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Sorry I never, I got it off a friend (ironically from Cumbria, but living in Stevenage now). Crikey! That was some current then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supramkivcork Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Crikey! That was some current then! Haha good stuff ! Foot injury healed up ? I remember critiquing one of your comedic posts recently that wasnt up to scratch. Seems all is well again , would I be right ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I got one that's probably less likely to offend!! here goes: Skinny white man goes into a lift and looks up at this hugh black man, who says "before u ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 15" dick & my balls weigh 3lb, Turner Brown's the name" At which point the white guy faints. When he comes round, he asks the black man to say that again. The black man repeats his stats & says "my names Turner Brown" "Thank fuck for that, i thought you said TURN AROUND""!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I got one that's probably less likely to offend!! here goes: Skinny white man goes into a lift and looks up at this hugh black man, who says "before u ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 15" dick & my balls weigh 3lb, Turner Brown's the name" At which point the white guy faints. When he comes round, he asks the black man to say that again. The black man repeats his stats & says "my names Turner Brown" "Thank $#@! for that, i thought you said TURN AROUND""!! :) Rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 first joke, oooo second joke , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 First joke (sneaky out of order laugh) Second Joke ( ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Sorry for a moment i thought this was meant to be a funny thread with "jokes" in it...i'll move along now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdistc Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I just giggle when I read "Cockermouth". Not just a town, it's a lifestyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 taxi for the comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I got one that's probably less likely to offend!! here goes: Skinny white man goes into a lift and looks up at this hugh black man, who says "before u ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 15" dick & my balls weigh 3lb, Turner Brown's the name" At which point the white guy faints. When he comes round, he asks the black man to say that again. The black man repeats his stats & says "my names Turner Brown" "Thank $#@! for that, i thought you said TURN AROUND""!! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 ... the funnyest post in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I heard that one at work today, they don't take long to think them up do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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