Blokes.....Wash your hands...FFS.!!

[penguin]

I don't have a toilet at home, I use a hole in the floor.

 

.... do you wash afterwards?

[michael]

.... do you wash afterwards?

 

Yes, in a puddle.

[Charlotte]

As I've just attended a hand hygiene I'm qualified to say that paper towels are better than driers.

[Ian C]

Case study

 

On average, I get about one cold a year to 18 months and have done for as long as I remember. I've always washed my hands, in the last 3 years of so I've been doing the proper hospital wash as well, so fairly thorough.

 

I spent x number of years working in the same building. Then, a couple of years ago, I get 6 bad colds in 5 months, one of which was a double-tap, and it was over christmas so pretty much ruined my time.

 

The only thing that changed in my life was, tadaa, a whole table full of, erm, lets say "offshore resource" was parked behind me. So I was now sharing surfaces, doors, and the toilets with, erm, lets say "hygenically challenged" people who didn't even wash their hands after number 2's So, I figure, my immune system was so compromised fending off the bacteria these fuckers spawned on every flat surface that I was more susceptible to the average headcold - thanks for affecting my health and ruining my christmas, you filthy bastards.

 

So I started using a spray-on alcogel type thing and the colds stopped. Then I changed jobs and moved away from "offshore resource" and although I stopped using the alcogel spray, I didn't get any more colds.

 

Conclusion is that other people's poor hygeine around you affects your health, so there.

 

-Ian

[dude]

So who kisses their wife/girlfriend after they've swallowed?????

 

And before someone chips in I mean you other half doing the swallowing!!!!

[dude]

Just to add, I have been drinking out of hygenically challenged cups for years, if I am working and eating I never bother to wash my hands (oil covered sandwich anyone!!) I never get an upset stomach and can't remember the last time I got a cold so I will stick with the way I am and let all you hygene freaks catch swine flu !!!!!!!;)

[Meko]

i like to lick toilet door handles before opening them... just to make sure they're clean..

[dude]

i like to lick toilet door handles before opening them... just to make sure they're clean..

 

Its not just me then!!!!!

[TonyP]

So who kisses their wife/girlfriend after they've swallowed?????

 

 

I kiss her before she's swallowed.

 

Just to add, I have been drinking out of hygenically challenged cups for years, if I am working and eating I never bother to wash my hands (oil covered sandwich anyone!!) I never get an upset stomach and can't remember the last time I got a cold so I will stick with the way I am and let all you hygene freaks catch swine flu !!!!!!!;)

 

[Charlotte]

Just to add, I have been drinking out of hygenically challenged cups for years, if I am working and eating I never bother to wash my hands (oil covered sandwich anyone!!) I never get an upset stomach and can't remember the last time I got a cold so I will stick with the way I am and let all you hygene freaks catch swine flu !!!!!!!;)

 

Just because you don't wash your hands and don't catch anything, doesn't mean you won't - and how about that innocent person that you shake the hand of, not very nice for them is it? - you might not put your own hand in your mouth but you might put it on a surface or touch someone's things - hence the spread.

 

Germs get spread by people not washing their hands, plain and simple. Have you ever looked at your hands under one of those uv lights, it's scary.

[Animal]

Just because you don't wash your hands and don't catch anything, doesn't mean you won't - and how about that innocent person that you shake the hand of, not very nice for them is it? - you might not put your own hand in your mouth but you might put it on a surface or touch someone's things - hence the spread.

 

Germs get spread by people not washing their hands, plain and simple. Have you ever looked at your hands under one of those uv lights, it's scary.

 

I've touched many peoples' things. Not all of them got ill afterwards.

[dude]

Just because you don't wash your hands and don't catch anything, doesn't mean you won't - and how about that innocent person that you shake the hand of, not very nice for them is it? - you might not put your own hand in your mouth but you might put it on a surface or touch someone's things - hence the spread.

 

Germs get spread by people not washing their hands, plain and simple. Have you ever looked at your hands under one of those uv lights, it's scary.

 

I dont need a uv light to make them scarey, they're normally covered in grease and bits of yule log !!!

[Mike]

I dont need a uv light to make them scarey, they're normally covered in grease and bits of yule log !!!

 

when you say 'yule log'...? do you actually mean 'yule log'..?

[tbourner]

We carry a little bottle of alcohol gel with us all the time (mainly because of the dog), so I don't bother washing but I do clean my hands after with gel.

[stevie_b]

So who kisses their wife/girlfriend after they've swallowed?????

 

And before someone chips in I mean you other half doing the swallowing!!!!

 

That's different though. It contains protein and other goodness.

[dangerous brain]

Case study

 

On average, I get about one cold a year to 18 months and have done for as long as I remember. I've always washed my hands, in the last 3 years of so I've been doing the proper hospital wash as well, so fairly thorough.

 

I spent x number of years working in the same building. Then, a couple of years ago, I get 6 bad colds in 5 months, one of which was a double-tap, and it was over christmas so pretty much ruined my time.

 

The only thing that changed in my life was, tadaa, a whole table full of, erm, lets say "offshore resource" was parked behind me. So I was now sharing surfaces, doors, and the toilets with, erm, lets say "hygenically challenged" people who didn't even wash their hands after number 2's So, I figure, my immune system was so compromised fending off the bacteria these $#@!ers spawned on every flat surface that I was more susceptible to the average headcold - thanks for affecting my health and ruining my christmas, you filthy bastards.

 

So I started using a spray-on alcogel type thing and the colds stopped. Then I changed jobs and moved away from "offshore resource" and although I stopped using the alcogel spray, I didn't get any more colds.

 

Conclusion is that other people's poor hygeine around you affects your health, so there.

 

-Ian

 

However had you adopted the same so called lack of hygeinic principles as your neighbours you'd probably have survived alot better. That or died there's no middle ground, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger lol. My point in this case is that the reason you got ill is primarily because you sterilise your environment so much you are now imprisoned in that sterile world because you can't tolerate germs due to your incessant cleaning routine removing all forms of germs.

I don't eat my own sh*t just for the record, and I don't generally eat when covered in other creatures poo or oils or greases (but its not been unknown). Last time I checked I wasn't dead. In comparison to most people I don't get ill all that often. I can eat food days to weeks out of date, I never ever wash my hands unless I have to. You want to go on some anal hygeine regime don't expect me to mirror it just because I will make you ill by shaking your hand, get over yourself or get a seclusion zone just don't enforce your paranoia on me.

 

Just because you don't wash your hands and don't catch anything, doesn't mean you won't - and how about that innocent person that you shake the hand of, not very nice for them is it? - you might not put your own hand in your mouth but you might put it on a surface or touch someone's things - hence the spread.

 

Germs get spread by people not washing their hands, plain and simple. Have you ever looked at your hands under one of those uv lights, it's scary.

 

See above, not my problem you have a mental issue with dirt.

[Tricky-Ricky]

I agree that we use too much sterilising/hygiene related products these days, and i am quite convinced that it leads to heightened sensitivity to common germs/viruses that people 30 years ago would not even notice.

[devan]

whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger lol. My point in this case is that the reason you got ill is primarily because you sterilise your environment so much you are now imprisoned in that sterile world because you can't tolerate germs due to your incessant cleaning routine removing all forms of germs.

 

I was always told that a little germage is good for you, to build your defences up.

[philstowell]

Whats the point in worrying about all this when the toothbrush generally carries more germs than pi55 and door handles and all that stuff?

 

if your bog is in the bathroom, ie, bog, sink and bath/shower, the toothbrush holder is normally higher than the bog - when you have a dump, then wipe and flush, them pooh particles bounce up around the room (clingy little fellers).

 

then, all that happens after meals? before bed? 1st thing in the morning is.......... stick the said brush under a dribble of water bang some paste on, then stick it in ya gob?

 

sh1t, must remember to move my toothbrush:d

[Charlotte]

See above, not my problem you have a mental issue with dirt.

 

Nice and aggressive, thanks.

[dude]

Nice and aggressive, thanks.

 

and a persecution complex!!!!!

[Charlotte]

and a persecution complex!!!!!

 

I think what I failed to mention was that I work in the NHS and I have to wash my hands for the sake of the people that come into the clinic.

 

Luckily I'm not one of the ones that walks around with sh*t on my hands otherwise there might be a spread of MRSA...swine flu...oh ermm.

[China Man]

There are a lot more things more dangerous then not washing your hands after using the loo.

 

I wash my hands after using the loo at work and wash my hands before giving vaccination to patients. What strike me is that if you are to do thing right I will need to wash my hands everytime I handle cash notes, coins, credit card etc These items spread virus and bacteria far more effective than from toliet handles. Have you ever seen a cashier wash their hands everytime they collect payment and hand out money, no!

[stevie_b]

when you have a dump, then wipe and flush, them pooh particles bounce up around the room (clingy little fellers).

 

then, all that happens after meals? before bed? 1st thing in the morning is.......... stick the said brush under a dribble of water bang some paste on, then stick it in ya gob?

 

Ahh, and I thought that Colgate had added a nutty flavour to their range.

[AndrewOW]

if your bog is in the bathroom, ie, bog, sink and bath/shower, the toothbrush holder is normally higher than the bog - when you have a dump, then wipe and flush, them pooh particles bounce up around the room (clingy little fellers).

 

 

Must from eating all that honey.