Kirk Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I actualy thought this thread was to do with something else at 1st I still manage to wash my hands even when I'm legless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Is it just me but does anyone else notice that very few blokes visit public toilets and actually wash their hands?? I have been disgusted of late, but it's always been one of my pet hates. Mrs H and I went to the cinema last week and I went for a slash, there were 5 blokes in the bogs and I was the only one who went to the sinks afterwards..... These people then go into the cinema and share popcorn with their wife, girlfiend, date etc.....WTF?? Last night prompted this thread after I took the boys to McDonalds. They are 6 and 2 and always wash their hands if not they are told to do so. There was a bloke in the toilets having a wazz and he zipped himself up and just walked out the door past us. He then goes on to man handle his food...FFS. My best one ever though was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach a few years ago. Bloke took a piss, missed out the sinks and soap and went straight to the hand dryer.... So, are you a washer, a walker or a w*nker?? H. AICMFP z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 What's our immune system for?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 What's our appendix for? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I always wash mine:innocent: And then you touched this mic....eurgh! u1m-aq6nECI&NR=1 Sorry mate, could not resist. It was after your toliet video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 My best one ever though was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach a few years ago. Bloke took a piss, missed out the sinks and soap and went straight to the hand dryer.... H. do you remember the time in the chinese restaurant in Warrington? - eastern orient - you came back from the loos and said you had seen the chef wash before he went but then walked straight out after, not washing:blink: oh and just to answer the question - i'm a washer also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 i always wash my hands after using public toilets simply due to the fact i can look in the mirror at the same time to check my hair. the hand washing allows me to do this without looking like a complete poser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 i always wash my hands after using public toilets simply due to the fact i can look in the mirror at the same time to check my hair. the hand washing allows me to do this without looking like a complete poser. So your the bloke who was scrubbing his hands together & completely missing the water coming out of the tap because you was looking in the mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 AICMFP z Erm, I can't decode that one Jake..... do you remember the time in the chinese restaurant in Warrington? - eastern orient - you came back from the loos and said you had seen the chef wash before he went but then walked straight out after, not washing:blink: oh and just to answer the question - i'm a washer also I'd forgotten about that. Once he'd left I was going to complain to the manager of the Chinese but I wouldn't have been able to pick him out as all the chefs looked the same...... Not being racist or anything..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 some bloke in canada said to one of my mates "in canada we teach you to wash your hands" my mate came straight back with "well in england we teach you not to p155 on ya hands " brill 1-0 england Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 It always irritates me when you've got to pull the door open to leave, they should make it open the other way so you can use your foot or arm to push it open. Some service stations are good when you can use the sink and drier without touching anything and they don't have doors but use a couple of walls like a chicane at the entrance/exit. Idiots design most of them though will little though if any regarding hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I always wash mine:innocent: I like this idea of washing your hands Classic Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'm a washer ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Washer! I don't want to touch anyone elses equipment directly, so why would I want to do so by proxy (the doorhandle)? I usually open the door afterwards with a paper towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I usually open the door afterwards with a paper towel. Either that or I open it with my foot! Gymnast style! Even though I wash out of habit, I reckon it's far cleaner to not bother and walk out of the toilet without touching anything, including the manky tap handles and door handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I'm afraid to report I have experienced some grim girls too. No hand washing, blood on the walls, snot, you name it. Some people are just gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I reckon a test should be done in a variety of public bogs... 1 - Two participants wash their hands using sanitary equipment. 2 - Bacteria and filth levels are then tested on both participants. 3 – Both participants (after drinking a load of water prior), go to the public toilet and have a slash each 4 – One participant walks straight out without touching anything 5 - The other participant goes to the taps, washes, turns the taps off, dries if facilities are available, then opens the handle on the bog door to exit. 6 – Both levels of bacteria and filth are tested again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 No hand washing, blood on the walls, snot, you name it. Some people are just gross. err... sorry about that. Give it five minutes eh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 err... sorry about that. Give it five minutes eh... I was actually thinking about your work when I first saw this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The worst is eating food and not washing your hands. This guy at work was eating smelly monster munch, after finishing he wipes his fingers crumbs on his face then on his clothes. I told the idiot he's gross then he goes washes his hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ...he wipes his fingers crumbs on his face then on his clothes... WTF?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j80leo Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Washer;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 washer, plus, i always use the paper towel to open the door before binning it .... guy at my workplace is KNOWN to do number 2 and walk off without washing his hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Why do people seem to be so paranoid about germs these days. It is possible to be too clean. I'm sure the reason for the huge increase in cases of asthma and allergies amongst children in the past few decades is largely down to them being brought up in a sterile, disinfected environment. A few germs won't hurt you, in fact, they can be good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I just washed mine. HTH. Although I'm concerned about the Dyson airblade system we have, they seem to gather semi-dirty grime in the bottom and direct this and the water from your own hands into the air. I suspect I now have the aids or something. Oh and the door handle was wet. And the floor was covered in piddle. I'm at work BTW, I don't have a toilet at home, I use a hole in the floor. At the production sites they offer an array of lotions and potions to use when washing, you start with a soap wash, then an antibactial wash, then dry, then another antibacterial gel and finally a nice moiturising foam... then you touch the handle that piddle hands Pete has rubbed himself on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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