Chris Wilson Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Proudly showing off his newly-leased down town apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Kiwi led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friends asked. 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied. 'A talking Australian clock - seriously?' 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).' 'How's it work then?' the second friend asked, squinting at it. 'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and then stepped back. His two mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence. Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed: "For *#k's sake, you stupid Kiwi p*#. It's ten past three in the *king morning !!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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