Chris Wilson Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 > Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one > day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. > > The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years > old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. > > He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such > great condition for 10 years. > > 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the > Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It > protects it from the rain.' > > And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. > > That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her > parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. > > But just before they enter the house, > > Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my > family before we go in.' > > 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who > Says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' > > 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. > > Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a > Huge stack of dirty dishes. > > In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the > stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. > > They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. > > As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the > situation. > > So he leans over and kisses Sandra. > > No one says a word. > > So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. > > Still, nobody says a word. > > So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the > table, and has her right there, in front of her parents. > > His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and > her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. > > He looks at her mom.. > > 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her > over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way > right there on the dinner table. > > Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, > Total silence. > > All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to > rain. > > Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his > pocket... > > > Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the f****** dishes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kslb Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Animal Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm pretty sure you have posted that joke before, Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Missile Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Ha Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Very good m8.. :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmoreta Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 jajajaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Literally made me LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SimonT Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Max Headroom Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Thats very unlike you Chris to tell a rude joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 The wife told it me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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