Bill Prawn Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you." The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!" "I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said. "I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful Bush. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy. "I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!" "No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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