TonyP Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 A thief in Paris successfully eluded all of the security and got out of the Louvre with several paintings. However his plan to escape failed when his get away van ran out of fuel a few hundred yards from the museum. Following his arrest the slightly bemused police asked the thief how he could mastermind such a daring robbery only to fail on such a simple mistake. With true Gallic emotion the man shrugged and said....................... ............."I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Oh dear! *the French don't use the imperial system, so it would have gone a few meters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 a good effort , im think a few hours into a pub session and it would have gone down alot better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Oh dear! *the French don't use the imperial system, so it would have gone a few meters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 FFS..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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