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John Terry is the England football captain. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt by saying that he's probably good at leading a group of 11 men out to play international-level football, but I wouldn't class him as one of the great leaders of men through the ages.

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John Terry is the England football captain. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt by saying that he's probably good at leading a group of 11 men out to play international-level football, but I wouldn't class him as one of the great leaders of men through the ages.

 

Thanks :) I've heard the name I am sure but didn't know who he was.

 

Who here still plays for England?

 

Beckham

Shearer

Crouch

Rooney

Neville (either)

Campbell

Seaman

 

It's been a while since I last watched England play a game as I found it a complete waste of time.

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Oh yea these fu*king idiots, i go to the same petrol station everyday day i always regular buy links body spray and the same people serv me. Anyways i always ask for africa links and they know which one i always buy, yet when i ask them everytime they always look and pick the different one when they know i want the africa. I even have to guide them to the one i want behind their counter, bloody thick shits

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This gets my goat.

 

When you go to a supermarket and buy alcohol. They then ask for ID even though 25 was a long time ago for you.

 

...and why 25? I thought you had to be 18 to buy booze! I can just about understand 21 but 25! Why not make it 100 and have f**king done with it.

 

Then.....

 

THEN

 

....the cashier can't bloody serve you and needs to call for assistance because they are too sodding young themselves!!

 

Jesus ****ing wept. What kind of f**ktard came up with that idea?

 

Oh, and Ellis. Fan of Henry Rollins by any chance?

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Oh yea these fu*king idiots, i go to the same petrol station everyday day i always regular buy links body spray and the same people serv me. Anyways i always ask for africa links and they know which one i always buy, yet when i ask them everytime they always look and pick the different one when they know i want the africa. I even have to guide them to the one i want behind their counter, bloody thick $#@!s

 

Just get your dad to buy it.

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Last week I went to the Othalmology Clinic at my hospital, I walked up to the counter and this woman sat there for a short while tapping away on her keyboard, ignoring me. Then she looks up and asks my name, which I tell her, then says "Are you here for an appointment?" WTF??? No, I'm just killing time and I really like vinyl floors, of course I'm here for a f*&@ing appointment, its a f*&@ing hospital.

 

Later that day in Sainsburys, I put 3 bottles of wine through the till and the girl says "Are you having some wine tonight?" Jesus christ, what is this? Ask the obvious day?

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This gets my goat.

 

When you go to a supermarket and buy alcohol. They then ask for ID even though 25 was a long time ago for you.

 

...and why 25? I thought you had to be 18 to buy booze! I can just about understand 21 but 25! Why not make it 100 and have f**king done with it.

 

Then.....

 

THEN

 

....the cashier can't bloody serve you and needs to call for assistance because they are too sodding young themselves!!

 

Jesus ****ing wept. What kind of f**ktard came up with that idea?

 

 

Cheap. Labour. Jazz1 comes to mind, but he'd be on £500 a week though. ;)

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Similar thing happened to me - was at the checkout putting my food through - tin of beans, Pot Noodles etc - the girl says,

"Ahh, you must be single!".

"Wow", I said, "could you tell that by the food I'm buying?"

"No", she replied, "it's because you're an ugly c*unt!"

Last time I shop there!

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One of the things that annoys me, is that people have no patients these days :eyebrows:

 

I have no patients, but then I'm not a doctor!!

I do, however, have some patience - it stops me from replying to threads instantly when people spell words incorrectly! :p

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Similar thing happened to me - was at the checkout putting my food through - tin of beans, Pot Noodles etc - the girl says,

"Ahh, you must be single!".

"Wow", I said, "could you tell that by the food I'm buying?"

"No", she replied, "it's because you're an ugly c*unt!"

Last time I shop there!

 

:rlol:

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...and why 25? I thought you had to be 18 to buy booze! I can just about understand 21 but 25! Why not make it 100 and have f**king done with it.

 

Someone told me you won't get served if you're in the shop with someone who doesn't have ID? So if I get asked for ID and the missus doesn't have hers on her they won't serve me? Anyone experienced this? Did you punch them in the head?

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Someone told me you won't get served if you're in the shop with someone who doesn't have ID? So if I get asked for ID and the missus doesn't have hers on her they won't serve me? Anyone experienced this? Did you punch them in the head?

 

I once left about £80 quids worth of Xmas food shopping on the belt when the chimp at Asda wouldn't put the booze through without ID.

 

I threatened to leave it there when she wouldn't ring it through, she said that I "couldn't do that" and well, never one to resist a challenge I turned on my heel and left.

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Someone told me you won't get served if you're in the shop with someone who doesn't have ID? So if I get asked for ID and the missus doesn't have hers on her they won't serve me? Anyone experienced this? Did you punch them in the head?

 

Not quite the same but I went to Tesco's 3 years ago with my Son who was 17 at the time, among other things I had a box of Carlsberg and the Cashier would not sell me the Lager because he was with me incase I was buying it for him. I mean wtf???

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You guys crack me up.

 

Here are another 3 pet hates.

 

People who like yourself are running for the train. They hop on first and then stop dead as soon as they get in blocking anyone else from getting in. So selfish - MOVE! :D

 

People who play music on their phones using loudspeaker on the train/bus - and cr*p music to boot. And they think they are cool as well.

 

Lastly toilet attendants - I am sure we all agree they annoy us all.

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Yes, chap I know has a 21 year old girlfriend, he is about 27. Tesco's would not serve her the wine they tried to buy as she had no ID to prove she was over 25, they would not let him buy it as it was obvious he would then "give" it to her, and they would not let him return on his own later for the same reason.

Needless to say he abandoned their trolley full of shopping and left the building.

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I once left about £80 quids worth of Xmas food shopping on the belt when the chimp at Asda wouldn't put the booze through without ID.

 

I threatened to leave it there when she wouldn't ring it through, she said that I "couldn't do that" and well, never one to resist a challenge I turned on my heel and left.

Heheh, good! You should have punched them in the head as well though.

 

Not quite the same but I went to Tesco's 3 years ago with my Son who was 17 at the time, among other things I had a box of Carlsberg and the Cashier would not sell me the Lager because he was with me incase I was buying it for him. I mean wtf???

That is the same thing!! What happens if I have my 2 year old in a pushchair with me? Am I not allowed to have a quiet glass of wine of an evening without having to resort to abandoning the kids at home alone whilst I go and buy it?

Oh wait, I don't have kids.

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