Hobgoblin Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Hi all. I saw this hanging on a wall, in a pub, in rural Herefordshire. Its around 2 feet long, and the block shaped item inside it is a sharpening stone. I suspect the 2 are not connected. Any ideas what it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 this should be good:Popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukenukem Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 It looks to me like a throne for a pet ferrit. Bit confused about the sharpening stone though, would have expected a little cushion or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraShaun Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Bit confused about the sharpening stone though, would have expected a little cushion or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 normally bought as a pair its a victorian gynecologist foot stirrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Candle box methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A wall mounted sharpening stone holder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Very early prototype urinal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 it's an old mobile phone holder,it's normally attached to a horse drawn carriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 it's an old mobile phone holder,it's normally attached to a horse drawn carriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Giant potato masher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SupraGTE Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 modern art 100 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Torture device for horny monks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Chainsaw stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Torture device for horny monks. so, how does that work? *could do with some adult reading before bedy bye's time* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 so, how does that work? *could do with some adult reading before bedy bye's time* OK. Firstly, open up the attachment and keep it behind this window. The device is for both large and small monks. One of each can be tortured at a time. The penis is inserted into the device, one penis either side of the 'grinding' stone. (there's a hole in the base, so don't worry about length). Then the other end is tied to a small length of bungee cord, which in turn is tied to a wild hog. Queue the branding iron, and mr Hog goes mental. Or more precisely, he tries, and keeps bouncing back. Last one to come wins. HTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 :rlol: oh my gosh, think we've all just taken a rather unpleasant journey into the depths of your filthy mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 :rlol: oh my gosh, think we've all just taken a rather unpleasant journey into the depths of your filthy mind. Perhaps, or maybe you got the wrong end of the monk torturing instrument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 OK. Firstly, open up the attachment and keep it behind this window. The device is for both large and small monks. One of each can be tortured at a time. The penis is inserted into the device, one penis either side of the 'grinding' stone. (there's a hole in the base, so don't worry about length). Then the other end is tied to a small length of bungee cord, which in turn is tied to a wild hog. Queue the branding iron, and mr Hog goes mental. Or more precisely, he tries, and keeps bouncing back. Last one to come wins. HTH. Choke!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 OK. Have you ever been a Monk dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Have you ever been a Monk dude? ... I've been a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 ... I've been a dude. Does that mean you aren't a dude anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Does that mean you aren't a dude anymore? I'll check and report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Update: yes, it appears I am a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 ... I've been in a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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