Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Depends on the font. Overheard a massive row at work a few weeks back, almost ending in violence...all because of the miss-use of a font. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 How would one misuse a font? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteA Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 How would one misuse a font? Mix drinks in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 How would one misuse a font? Perhaps they tried to drown a baby rather than just dip its head. I wish the BNP thread could have been left running... I was starting so see the tides turning... silent majority speaking out etc etc... never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 ..or use it as a bidet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 How would one misuse a font? Well, I'd cover it in aromatic oils and start with its wrists and lower arms, then move down to its calves and thighs. Working upwards as high as I dare, I'd jump its nuptials and knead away on its belly for a while. Then, bored, I'd go flip! and toss it over on its belly and drive its kidneys up into its shoulder blades. A few karate chops to the lower back, and a slap on its bum then toss it a towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Well, I'd cover it in aromatic oils and start with its wrists and lower arms, then move down to its calves and thighs. Working upwards as high as I dare, I'd jump its nuptials and knead away on its belly for a while. Then, bored, I'd go flip! and toss it over on its belly and drive its kidneys up into its shoulder blades. A few karate chops to the lower back, and a slap on its bum then toss it a towel. Are you talking about a font or have you moved on some what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Are you talking about a font or have you moved on some what? I went to a place a long way away. But I'm back now. Hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I went to a place a long way away. But I'm back now. Hello. Hello Ewen. Welcome back. I always had a problem with the use of oils... I figured they would stain the sheets and it's just not practical to keep buying new sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Who shagged Heather ? Who is the father of George Michael Trott ? I demand to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 that darren kid just got made to watch it by the mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Who shagged Heather ? Who is the father of George Michael Trott ? I demand to know. Patrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Who shagged Heather ? Who is the father of George Michael Trott ? I demand to know. You must of missed Eastenders tonight then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Patrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 It was young Darren lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It was young Darren lol No way.....way ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 he must have been drunk or tricked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Yes way........way. Never seen anyone run so fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 . First name I thought of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Yes way........way. Never seen anyone run so fast OMG ! Add a Z too ! Libby will be well narked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 feel sorry for the kid lol, it must have been one of those moments where you wish you had a rope to hang yourself when you realized what you have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 feel sorry for the kid lol, it must have been one of those moments where you wish you had a rope to hang yourself when you realized what you have done. He had a rope...he tied it round his waist and to the bed leg before he went in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 A fine looking lady of set. Her and susan boyle, everyman's dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 he had a rope and a plank tied to his arse so he didnt fall in lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopgunTT Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 A fine looking lady of set. Her and susan boyle, everyman's dream. http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm107/martynwin1981/heather.png Each to their own lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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