A quick one for Wednesday

[monkey76364]

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

 

Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.

 

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to

you on the first

of April of this year?

 

Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front

porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on

the porch and sat down beside me.

 

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

 

Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

 

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

 

Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

 

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

 

Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

 

Defense Attorney: Why not?

 

Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner

passed away some 30 years ago.

 

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

 

Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

 

 

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

 

Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

 

Judge: Why not?

 

Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive

and

excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

 

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

 

Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and

 

said to him..."Take me, young man...Take me!"

 

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

 

Little old Woman: Hell, no, he just yelled, "April Fool!" ... and that's

 

when I shot the little ba**ard!

 

[JustGav]

hahahahahahahahha

 

Love it!!!!!!

[Amazing grace]

i m smiling now lolol

[RobSheffield]

Thats great!