Bill Prawn Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. So my question is what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 ..and oldie...but goodie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 My turn to say REPOST:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 And before anyone puts up , I know it is a because I did the original back in 2004. I just wanted to re-visit it, but couldn't find it in the archives to share it with some that might not have seen it. Love to you all.....even _ _ P _ A S _ A R _ 0 _ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 My turn to say REPOST:tongue: See there's always one. Learn your history before jumping in with both feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Meh. It was funny years ago but seeing as it's been posted on practically every forum since then ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Anyone remember the Tourettes joke? That's another classic (when I typed 'Tourettes' my spell checker comes up with courgettes, toilettes, majorettes and usherettes ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 echo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Quality, I felt for you then. You bugger ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 And before anyone puts up , I know it is a because I did the original back in 2004. Even that was a repost. You're old news prawn, you always were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Anyone remember the Tourettes joke? That's another classic (when I typed 'Tourettes' my spell checker comes up with courgettes, toilettes, majorettes and usherettes ) Mine just tells me to F*** off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 May be an oldie, but it got me when I was a youngun, hell I even PM'ed Mr Prawn that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 The return of the Prawn! oh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 maybe she is playing away from home , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a98pmalcolm Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i actually felt sorry for u there! PSST! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I loved this joke first time round tried to search it not so long ago. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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