The-Plethora Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 With the slightly sombre news around here lately I thought I would show you a couple of pictures I have seen on my travels. I thought I had seen it all, nasty body kits, fake blow off noises and even 'M' badges on a fiat stilo. THEN! one quiet day back in june I was walking through the car park at my local shopping centre and something shiny caught my eye, whats that? It couldn't be could it??? Sweet jesus! This was on a honda accord! Looks just like the spirit of exctasy on a rolls royce. On closer inspection it looks like they had glued it to the bonnet. How could that ever be beaten I thought? I travel quite a bit for my job and what do I see in another car park!? Classy classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I think you'll find that's the calling-card of members of the Directory of Under-appreciated Monopoly Players (DUMP). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Iv seen police asking people to take them off of cars before because they are dangerous if you hit someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Plethora Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 Ha thats what I thought when I first saw the dog one, theres got to be a race car one around somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Iv seen police asking people to take them off of cars before because they are dangerous if you hit someone You are kidding? Mind you, I suppose if someone is sliding up the bonnet at 50mph, that little figure could well indeed cause an injury... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 You are kidding? Mind you, I suppose if someone is sliding up the bonnet at 50mph, that little figure could well indeed cause an injury... By using a swift action, you could hold onto it and maybe it could save your life. But, then again, probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 You are kidding? Mind you, I suppose if someone is sliding up the bonnet at 50mph, that little figure could well indeed cause an injury... It might poke you in the eye, never mind your leg/back and head injuries you will sustain from going over the bonnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 By using a swift action, you could hold onto it and maybe it could save your life. But, then again, probably not. Depends on what it has been stuck on with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Depends on what it has been stuck on with Superglue 3 FTW !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Depends on what it has been stuck on with If it was a boyracer id expect blutac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Iv seen the style police asking people to take them off of cars before And for good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 They were very popular in that fancy London many years ago. Princess Di had one and that sparked it all off. I think hers was a duck on a Range Rover, but that's purely from memory. Very dangerous though, that area is where your head will slam into the bonnet if you get hit in the legs as you step off the pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Is that a picture of the missus' pussy you're playing with in your avatar btw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Is that a picture of the missus' pussy you're playing with in your avatar btw? Needs a shave if it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harris25 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 mate thats immense surely these people are out on day release Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Iv seen police asking people to take them off of cars before because they are dangerous if you hit someone i can see it now... RTA casualty: how bad is it doc? Paramedic: its bad,you were hit by a car travelling at over 50mph.youre likely to lose both your legs and arms but count yourself lucky that the car didnt have a stick on monopoly character on the bonnet cos that could have caused some serious damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 i can see it now... RTA casualty: how bad is it doc? Paramedic: its bad,you were hit by a car travelling at over 50mph.youre likely to lose both your legs and arms but count yourself lucky that the car didnt have a stick on monopoly character on the bonnet cos that could have caused some serious damage. Yes, but get hit at 30mph and have maybe two broken legs, or some hip damage......and then a fatal head injury because some idiot stuck a pewter horse to their bonnet. You may recall Jaguar introduced a system where an airbag went off under the bonnet to raise it up a few inches in the event of a pedestrian crash, and a lot of modern cars now have a lot of thought put into the design of what lies under the bonnet at the windscreen end for the same reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Stick one of those on your bonnet and from a pedestrian's point of view you may as well stick a pen-knife or a short paring knife there. From a pedestrian's point of view, it might be better to get hit with the knife: at least it should make a clean-ish incision (on the way in at least). I imagine the monopoly counter would cause highly concentrated bruising, and possibly rupture the skin. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 it wont be long before people are going to jail without collecting £200 for passing go for having thiese on their bonnets ...........il get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 There was a rumour michael has ordered a golden cheetah for his bonnet - while Thorin has a bear with a top hat, on order. Perhaps someone could photoshop this for me? Perhaps not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Stick one of those on your bonnet and from a pedestrian's point of view you may as well stick a pen-knife or a short paring knife there. From a pedestrian's point of view, it might be better to get hit with the knife: at least it should make a clean-ish incision (on the way in at least). I imagine the monopoly counter would cause highly concentrated bruising, and possibly rupture the skin. Nice. I dont think I would be too worried about highly concentrated bruising or possibly ruptured skin from that if I was hit by a car, at 30mph or 50mph, I would be more worried about my legs/arms/back/kneck being broken or possibly death. The damage those little things would cause in comparison to being hit by the car in the first place is negligable. I cant believe you guys actually think this would cause a serious injury compared to the car in the first place........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Plethora Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 it wont be long before people are going to jail without collecting £200 for passing go for having thiese on their bonnets ...........il get my coat Badum tish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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