Chris Wilson Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 At the end of a tiny, near deserted bar in Liverpool sat a scouser. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and blatantly gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man got up the courage to say a few words to the scouser. Leaning over towards him, he whispered conspiratorially, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked 10 bells out of the gay man, knocking him clean off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and then returning calmly to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to appease the scouser, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?" "I don't know," the scouser replied. "Something about a job." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dave17 Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Hahaha i like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Well, it made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dash Rendar Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 That was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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