Guest speed_of_light Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Ok so I have a good job, a fast car - supra now all I need is a nice young lady to take out in said fast car and spoil with money from said good job. Have tried everything possible, asking friends out, friends of friends, meeting by pubbing clubbing, dating agencies.. you name it i've tried it! Im not a complete sleeze but I really do need some help in finding a nice lady, someone relatively good looking, good personality and easy to get on with in general. and someone who likes FAST ..cars:innocent: so if anyone has any suggestions feel free to reply or pm me![OOPS][/OOPS] danke schon:sly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil-NA Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Not saying you are but money and fast cars wont get you anywhere if your ugly as f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Not saying you are but money and fast cars wont get you anywhere if your ugly as f*ck Thats not true, how many stunners have you seen in porkies with an old troll driving. Get yourself a part time job in a pub/club. Come closing time you will be beating them off with a stick, well, sort off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil-NA Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Thats not true, how many stunners have you seen in porkies with an old troll driving. Daughters and hookers the lot of them (though not at the same time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Maybe you have a face like a dropped pie?? Do you use deoderant?? What are your methods of attracting said "ladies"?? Maybe it's your approach that is all wrong? It's coming up to the festive season, so one of my favourites will come into play. "Drop your drawers, it's Santa Claus"..!! This works well I believe.... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Is your Supra NA or Turbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Is your Supra NA or Turbo? Jay.... They won't go near him at the best of times. I doubt that anyone has got close enough to see how many horses he has... Mr Speed Of Light, I am intrigued by the user name? It's not linked to ejaculation is it? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Mr Speed Of Light, I am intrigued by the user name? It's not linked to ejaculation is it? Going to have to be careful, he could have someones eye out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Odd first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 someone relatively good looking, good personality and easy to get on with in general. Your mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprag5 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Get yourself to newcastle on a night out, if you can't pull there then you might as well give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Get yourself to newcastle on a night out, if you can't pull there then you might as well give up Or dress up in a wooly romper suit and come down to Wimborne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Not really very appropriate. Perhaps try other more 'dating' related sites online. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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