SUPRALOOPY Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 A bloke walks into a pub and asks for anything but stella, Barman asks "whats wrong with stella" ? The man says after twelve pints of stella when I got home I was f*ckin skint. Barman says " 12 pints of anything costs about the same" The man replies, "Skint is my dogs name". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Should I be ashamed that I just laughed out very load:D Like that one dave:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pure class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Unbelievably great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pacific cruise ship sinks, only 3 survivors, Dave, Darren and Daisy They swim to a very small island and live there for a couple of years, eventually doing what comes naturally. Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both of them she kills herself.... David and Darren are very sad but get over it and again nature takes its course After a couple more years the lads feel very bad about what they are doing.................. and bury Daisy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pacific cruise ship sinks, only 3 survivors, Dave, Darren and Daisy They swim to a very small island and live there for a couple of years, eventually doing what comes naturally. Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both of them she kills herself.... David and Darren are very sad but get over it and again nature takes its course After a couple more years the lads feel very bad about what they are doing.................. and bury Daisy . OOOPS:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pacific cruise ship sinks, only 3 survivors, Dave, Darren and Daisy They swim to a very small island and live there for a couple of years, eventually doing what comes naturally. Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both of them she kills herself.... David and Darren are very sad but get over it and again nature takes its course After a couple more years the lads feel very bad about what they are doing.................. and bury Daisy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 Daisy is my daughters name Dean! she is 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 cold man cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Daisy is my daughters name Dean! she is 3 ok sorry, one more then 19 Irish men walk into the movies, ticket lady asks " why so many of you Paddy" Paddy replies " the film said over 18's only" I am in all night thanks to strictly come thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 85% of liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower. The other 15% have not been to prison yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Mate of mine just called me, he is going out on the town tonight and he told me he is "dressed to kill....!" Beard, big coat, sandals, turban, back pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 pmsl!! Careful there Dean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Selling bourbon biscuits for 49p. That's Asda price. Selling cheap plastic fire engines for £1.99. That's Fisher Price. Selling pathetic rape stories to the paper. That's Katie Price! I'm here all week. Try the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 I got that one this morning from Jamesy.W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Worst thing was, I was in a pub last night when I realised I needed to fart, the music was really loud so I timed the farts with the beat, after a couple of verses I felt much better, I finished my drink and got up to leave.. everyone was staring at me, it was only then I remembered I had been listening to my IPod ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Selling bourbon biscuits for 49p. That's Asda price. Selling cheap plastic fire engines for £1.99. That's Fisher Price. Selling pathetic rape stories to the paper. That's Katie Price! I'm here all week. Try the fish. joke of the week Worst thing was, I was in a pub last night when I realised I needed to fart, the music was really loud so I timed the farts with the beat, after a couple of verses I felt much better, I finished my drink and got up to leave.. everyone was staring at me, it was only then I remembered I had been listening to my IPod ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Worst thing was, I was in a pub last night when I realised I needed to fart, the music was really loud so I timed the farts with the beat, after a couple of verses I felt much better, I finished my drink and got up to leave.. everyone was staring at me, it was only then I remembered I had been listening to my IPod ...... That one got me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 That one got me..... liked that one aswell!!! class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy W Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations!! But none of them rub your c0ck and say well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations!! But none of them rub your c0ck and say well done. Didn't their hubbies do that, maybe it's just me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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