Mike Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 In other motoring news Climate change protesters have dumped a pile of horse manure at the home of Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson in a protest about vehicle emissions. Linky Roll up roll up with your puns people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Protestors always causing a stink hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Perhaps they are too stupid to realize that Manure is a major contribution to greenhouse gasses, do they not think JC will pick them up on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Perhaps they are too stupid to realize that Manure is a major contribution to greenhouse gasses, do they not think JC will pick them up on that What else do you suggest they drop on his drive then?! A brand new car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 What else do you suggest they drop on his drive then?! A brand new car? Nothing, thats my point, if they need to tell us all about the warming of this world I cant see JC being in a position to make any dramatic changes, they should be outside parliament with all the other do gooders with nothing better to do I wonder how they all arrived at JC's house, did they walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I wonder how they all arrived at JC's house, did they walk I reckon they went it the cart that dropped the dung off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Maybe the delivery was because JC needed topping up?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I could do with some for my garden, who do I need to upset to get a free delivery? Do they offer any other services? The hedge needs a trim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 Looks like they came all the way from the 18th century to protest too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 ?The hedge needs a trim. Bit too much information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Bit too much information Mmm... reminds me of a Lawnmower Deth song... http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/lawnmower-deth/ooh-crikey-its-lawnmower-deth/can-i-cultivate-your-groinal-garden.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He'll probably just use a nice big smelly diesel vehicle to remove it. All in all - a major success then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I could do with some for my garden, who do I need to upset to get a free delivery? Do they offer any other services? The hedge needs a trim. If you walk over to the spot where you needed the fertiliser, bend over slightly and start talking, that should sort you out with enough for your garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Foot + shot = FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'd quite like a Mediterranian climate actually More lunchtime siestas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 If you walk over to the spot where you needed the fertiliser, bend over slightly and start talking, that should sort you out with enough for your garden Does the smell of onions and gin make plants grow better then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Haha that's funny, those people are clearly missing a piece from their brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyon Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 So basically they fertilized his lawn for him, Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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