monkey76364 Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"said the little paper bag. "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor. "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?" "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag. "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor "Your mother must have been a carrier" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 ohh dear.... and award for worst friday joke goes too...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughany Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 This one is hurting me - worsed joke EVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hahaha! Although if he's a little paper bag that can't do anything, how did they get a blood sample? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hahaha! Although if he's a little paper bag that can't do anything, how did they get a blood sample? don't be so picky lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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