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Todd

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Trying to leave the following feedback for something I bought.

 

"A bit cheap feeling but does the job and can not really complain for the price."

 

But kept getting an error message saying I had entered a prohibited word :blink:

 

Turns out entering the word "cheap" is not allowed, WTF, they really are taking the mickey with that :taped:

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I had my listing for my phone removed yesterday because I had the word TomTom listed in the title, apparently tomtom reported it.

 

I never said anything in the auction, just said it had tomtom on it and bang! removed within a few hours :(

 

What with the charges from ebay and paypal and this rubbish, really get fed up with ebay, bring back Yahoo auctions!

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Done before but...... use these:

 

FOOL! The FINAL PIECES are now in place, soon the WORLD will be mine, MINE!

Good Seller; reliable, fast, neat, but table manners are horrendous!

GREAT SELLER! Cute but a rather large butt. Still, lotsa fun and a great dancer!

GREAT eBayer. Save for the occasional accident, is well house-broken. A+++++++

Great Seller, eats balanced meals and watches his weight.OUTSTANDING!

Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife. A++++

Great seller but WARNING:you'll try in vain to convince him that he's NOT elvis

LOVE the bar of soap—being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2

Taliban Training Manuals arrived dicreetly packed and labelled.PLSsend 9000 more

invisible dog fence has ALSO cured my toddler of his wanderlust with just1 shock

Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!

Seller sent package via JEHOVA'S WITNESS. Jerk Wouldn't leave till I converted!

Ventriloquist dummyWON'T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies

Bunnie FORCED me to buy this AND leave POS feedback or else she'd kill my dog.

the box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'—I'm afraid to open it.

the description was very accurate, even down to the 'squirting nipples'.

JUST AMAZED—of all the other of crap I own, this one ranks RIGHT UP THERE

the leg braces work GREAT—I wear then to work so no one has the guts to fire me

A+seller, but eyeballs are WAY TOO BIG for his sockets, frightens small children

FYI: When using Cheetos as packing—in the future—I DO prefer the crunchy kind.

A+ADVICE—my 8YrOld gave up his MySpace password after only 3min of waterboarding

that song—"You Say Tomato and I Say Tomato" make no sense when you write it down

Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever received. Will burn all my other possessions

sorry if my joke about your club foot offended—I still may use it in my sermon.

the leg braces work GREAT—I wear then to work so no one has the guts to fire me

HOLYSHT item literally materialized before me the moment I hit the paypal button

the Story of Jonah was riveting!—especially when read while eating live sashimi

Box you sent was FULL of BEES—little Timmy spent his 8th B-day in the hospital!

Despite the seller's blatant violation of child exploitation & labor laws—A++

SOLD me her PERSONALITY. It was borderline—NOT narcissistic as DESCRIBED!!!!

The 'discipline kit'—smelling salts & a Yentl DVD—has worked miracles on my 13YO

as eBay experiences go—this one left me wheezing—sweaty—and slighly bow-legged.

this thing is GREAT—whoever knew they even made such a thing as a fart amplifier

the home defibrillator was truly a GODSEND—AND it makes a GREAT Panini

THANK YOU!after 27years—this ashtray will inspire me to finally take up smoking

A+seller—SCALED EVEREST—Lost legs to frostbite—Dr's WERE able to SAVE his feet

CAN-O-SNAKES prank is tooFUNNY—though I DON'T recommend its use in Nursing Homes

A+ The 8 quart enema kit makes a tasteful icebreaker on those awkward 1st dates!

according to the vet, the 'bulldog puppy' you sold me was a 14 Yr-old PUG!

Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony.

Good News! the puppy arrived ALIVE this time! Guess 9 times a charm!A++

The tent you sold me was a CIRCUS TENT, had to buy 349 campsites to put it up!!

The Hypnosis book WORKED GREAT! My 8 year-old now talks like WC Fields!!!!

WOW, sold me her 67yo AUNT!—tires are now rotated AND the b-tch don't eat much!

A+My home LIPO-SUCTION kit pays for itself, I'm selling the excess skin on eBay!

Well sealed explosives! and the enclosed Kibbee, very tastey. ALLAH IS GREAT!

A+urban outdoorsman recipe book,the pigeon foi gras & cat souffle-DEEEELICIOUS!

GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+

What the..? What THE HELL is this stuff? How the HELL do you get it off? HELP!!

When I read FLEA POWDER I assumed ANTI-flea. My Bijon scratched herself silly!!

YES, I LIKE IT!!! Now stop calling me every 5 min and asking if I still like it!

Opened the box; the thing lept out and attached itself to my dogs head. HELP!

Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!

GREAT LAMPSHADE! Always wondered what Joan Rivers did with all that excess skin.

The so-called 'skin tag removal kit' was just a pair of nail clippers & a Q-tip!

A+package arrived safe,in one piece,and the 'object' still pulsating when opened

YES,The pet seal is very cute, lives in my fridge, but keeps eating all velveeta

 

FINALLY! XXL suppositories that STAY IN for a change. AA+++

A+ So far, the dolphin is happy, loves chicken wings, and fits well in my tub.

A+ still . . . . the kidney doesn't seem to be working yet.

A+however, in future when you list KIDNEY, make sure you specify as HUMAN kidney

Whew! the Biopsy came back negative. Who ever knew you could do this on ebay. A+

A+ eBayer; still you had no right hide in my bushes and jump out at me like that

The Human head was pefectly preserved and a slice of lemon added for freshness!

WOW; one use a ALL trace of human blood was gone! DA couldn't prove A THING! A+

Great eBayer. In fact,this experience made me think twice about beating my wife

A+ SELLER, the korean baby arrived thirsty but healthy thanks to the air holes.

As Promised—painless, clean, and photos to prove the hit was done right AA+++

HOLY CRAP!as promised, weapons-grade uranium,discreetly packaged and labeled! A+

AMAZING!Not only has my hairline stopped receding, it's now actually proceeding.

A+SELLER! Adventurous eater, keeps nose hair trimmed, loves small furry animals.

Great packing,I'VE PEELED OFF the first 34 layers; am now nearing the BOX ITSELF

They actuallyPUT THEMSELVES IN THE BOX to insure delivery;boy was i surprised!A+

GREAT ITEM! But was too big to hide,wife took one look at it - wants a divorce!

SUPER FAST! but forgot the airholes; poor thing was barely breathing when opened

Great guy. flosses regularly—extremely polite—very handy around house. AAA+

BEST SELLER ON EBAY! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun.A+

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Some of those are great! Time for some plagiarism, methinks...

 

I tried a number of them and got mixed reactions... got some funny responses back whilst on other occassions I got some upset people arguing that they didn't write 'contains porn' on the box

 

I am mainly a seller on eBay though and I won't use them on my seller transactions.

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