Angarak Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Saw this on another forum and thought it was quite funny. Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop. Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper. Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide. FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain? Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin. Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please). Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach. Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world. AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service. Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal. Polo condoms - the condom with the hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's funny. And a repost. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=136321 PS: It's not really that funny. On a related and equally not funny theme: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919216 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 ...And a repost. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=136321 Well, it proves my time machine works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Avis condoms - We try harder Volkswagen condoms - Think small The Independant condoms - It is. Are you? Access condoms - Your flexible friend AT&T condoms - reach out and touch someone Braniff Airlines conoms - When you got it, flaunt it Club Med condoms - The antidote for civilization Burger King condoms - Have it your way Terry's All Gold condoms - See the eyes of the one you love light up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Some of them are great! Polo condoms, Domestos and Calsbergs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamAhead Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Fantastic had me crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 hahahahahaha those are well funny!!! awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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