Jamesy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 --------------------------------------------------------------- A Lady's Story I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 It might be old, but I still chuckled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 re..... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=146066&highlight=mistress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 re..... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=146066&highlight=mistress dude that is 18months old with a completely differeent title - i REJECT your "re...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Quality. I had a little laugh at that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrRalphMan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I would have laughed if it wasn't so true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I would have laughed if it wasn't so true.. hahahaha, I know what you mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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