AlexJames Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Simple, and mildly effective. Try adding a few expletives in there to liven it up a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Lol I remember that from school (very long time ago!), except then it was 'Mirror mirror on the wall, make my breasts touch the wall.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Expletives wouldnt do well for me, being a christian and all ... but it made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Expletives wouldnt do well for me, being a christian and all ... but it made me chuckle It's good Saxon language Sir, nothing to do with being a Christian Chubby Brown made a good career out of it with less creative gags than this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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