MaveriK Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 http://www.theexpendablesmovie.net/ Oh my lord its going to be carnage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Dolph Lundgren is in it! I'm Sold! Quality showing in Masters of the Universe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 But Chuck Norris isn't in it! Looks interesting though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Great cast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Nor the mussles from Brussles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Nor Clint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Nor the mussles from Brussles. Maybe not, but they may have had some frogs legs instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Bullitt Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 This looks the nuts, can't wait to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 No Mr T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 This will be utter shite and completely hilarious I can't wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 No Mr T I doubt it, as he was fined for having a too small a number plate after Japfest earlier this year. Or do you mean someone else?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 All it needs thrown in is some booty and fast cars and then i am signing up for the blue-ray directors cut double disc edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Na3AKMtTf5M A shoo-in for film of the year....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Definitely sold, looks awesomely crap! "what have we got, 4 and a half men" Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 sold . all those macho men that are past it but hanging on. how could i not want to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Awesome...... cant wait for this then bring on Rambo V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I watched this last night. It wasn't great, but it wasn't the worst thing ever. The story line was pretty poor and the acting the same - I was expecting something more like the new Rambo, which I really enjoyed, but I think the film got lost with simply trying to find enough pointless bit parts for everyone. The Schwarzenegger / Willis cameo was the worst case of this. I have no idea what they were thinking with Schwarzenegger's role., There was one gag in that scene however, (I won't spoil it) that had me rolling around in laughter - you'll know what I mean if you've seen it. One other thing, it was Sly's movie and you can tell this without having to watch the credits roll – there were areas where I thought, umm, why didn’t that bit get played out by one of the other action heroes? I think he ‘slightly’ hogged the lime light a bit - but it's forgiveable. Out of the three main characters - Statham, Jet and Sly, Statham gave the best performance. Sly just seemed 'past it' and all I can say about Jet's role was that he was severely handicapped in this movie. He hardly played much of part in the story and there was little in the way of mind blowing kung-fu. Infact Statham did more that Jet in that way. My opinion: Wait until the DVD comes out and rent. 6 / 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra Gaz Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 it was bloody awful, why was stallone wearing so much makeup? eye shadow, lip stick, blush and that awful little moustache! good shoot em up though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 why was stallone wearing so much makeup? His eyebrows made me laugh! I'm sure he's had a facelift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 This is going to be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I am hoping to watch this in a few nights time. Hands down I know it's going to be hamy, but when are you going to see some of greatest collection of hollywood heavy weights all in one screen. Although personally, I would have replaced a few of the lesser knowns. As much as Jet Li is a legend, he's not really been in any AMAZING films - would have swapped him and that black guy (see? I don't even know him name!) With Vinnie Jones and Samuel L Jackson. What about Cruise? Fishburn? Eastwood? Van-f*cking-Damme! Even Will bloody Smith! Sygourney Weaver would have been awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 i thought it was crap and i wished i had waited for it to come out on DVD, i only seen about 4 magazine changes and that was sly's fast loading where he stood still for about 20 seconds (and wasnt hit while the whole world around him was hunting for 4 guys) and went through 4 mags and did some sort of quick mag change, everyone else had hollywood 1000 round mags on i think , sly was defo past it as he was trying to sprint along a jetty and looked like a stumbling old man , statham how ever, he had the best part and i liked the basket ball fight scene also the jet and dolph fight scene wasnt to bad but could of been better overall this film could of been way way better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Money for old rope, by the looks of it. I'll give it a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 the should of named the film "the almost Expended" although thats not entirly true for jason and jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 With Vinnie Jones and Samuel L Jackson. What about Cruise? Fishburn? Eastwood? Van-f*cking-Damme! Even Will bloody Smith! Sygourney Weaver would have been awesome! I would have certainly got rid of Steve Austin. Van-damme is the only one that is without a doubt missing, but he said he didn't want to do it - something about not wanting to be part of action films anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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