Iphone Joke

[Todd]

"To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

 

If you've ever spoken to an iphone owner you'll appreciate why that is funny

 

 

Taken from here

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm

[RedM]

"To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

 

If you've ever spoken to an iphone owner you'll appreciate why that is funny

 

 

Taken from here

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm

 

I just tried that joke on a friend of mine. What a pity that friend is Jonathan Ive!

[Mike]

Very good

 

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