Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 So I was driving home last night from work in Alan (my A to B) when I past a Police van. Nothing unusual. 10mins later at a set of signals, the van pulls out into the offside lane and stops next to me. I look across at the officers... "are you smoking weed mate".. - Umm, no chaps. "Well I can smell weed coming from one of the cars, it's not the old guy in the jag, so i've narrowed it down to you - I'm not that bothered if you are though this isn't my area" No chaps, don't do weed. "Good lad, you shouldn't" And that was that... lol. Bizzare one! Wouldn't have really minded but I was trying to enjoy a nice relaxing line of coke on the way home at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ha ha. Funny. Strange though? Guess they were bored trying to fill out the shift ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Guilty /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Who put Rant in my thread title? pretty sure i didn't. This isn't a rant btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Rant rant rant!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I had that once before, wasnt the old bill though. I'd just walked out the pub and got into my car (hadnt been drinking) and i had a mate with me. I needed to call someone before i left, and as i was half way thru the phone call, some bloke wandered up to my window and asked if i was smoking a joint, i politely explained that i was there for the dogging and wasnt smoking anything My money's on the old man in the Jag having a cheeky one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 My money's on the old man in the Jag having a cheeky one Jaaaaaaag drivers hey! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Maybe you just stink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 So you didn't really get stopped by the ross, you just had a friendly while waiting at the lights, ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Jaaaaaaag drivers hey! lol excuse me i have a jaaaaag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 So you didn't really get stopped by the ross, you just had a friendly while waiting at the lights, ace. I wasn't pulled over, I was stopped as i was not able to procede with my journey due to said stopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Maybe you just stink? Only of yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Only of yo mama And so it begins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think the fact that you were 'in' Alan at the time would've raised my concerns! I bet you couldn't see where you were driving, or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think the fact that you were 'in' Alan at the time would've raised my concerns! I bet you couldn't see where you were driving, or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_aero Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 And so it begins... That actually made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Only of yo mama Does anyone else think that Matt H has a little brother that discovered the password manager on Matt's browser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Does anyone else think that Matt H has a little brother that discovered the password manager on Matt's browser? Thats the weed. Effects the brain and makes you childlike, brash and inconsiderate. take Yesterday for example,... Matt told me i had AIDS. What he didn't say was i got if off him the cheeky sod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Does anyone else think that Matt H has a little brother that discovered the password manager on Matt's browser? If you say you don't have a sneeky immature snigger at Mum jokes then you're either boring or lying. Thats the weed. Effects the brain and makes you childlike, brash and inconsiderate. take Yesterday for example,... Matt told me i had AIDS. What he didn't say was i got if off him the cheeky sod! Hey i didn't force you to use the same needle as me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think there's more to this story than first appears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think there's more to this story than first appears oooh, a conspiracy theory.. what you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 oooh, a conspiracy theory.. what you thinking? Gravity is controlled by the CIA! [/tinfoilhat] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 Gravity is controlled by the CIA! [/tinfoilhat] Who controlled it before the CIA existed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I got pulled over over last week in my 306, i had just finished teaching taekwondo and was on my way home He came to my window and said leave your keys on the dash and step out side the car.. i thought no probs, just a routine check the reason i pulled you over he said is that you dont have your side lights on and its getting a bit dark !! lol i kinda looked at him a bit puzzled so i said err ok Then out of the corner of my eye another 3 policeman got out of then van and kinda circled round me, I though hang on ! what you lot up to ??? Then he asked have i been drinking ...I was in my martial arts suit... I looked my self up and down and went erm lol no i have just been teaching taekwondo... so i done a breath test which of course i passed.. then he finished off by saying, slow down when you come round the corner next time, on your way CHEEKY BAS***D !!! I was doing 25 30 mph !! Now i dont have a problem with the police at all and i hate it when people say " i hate the police" But i know now why people hate them. he was bloody rude and made me feel like a criminal.. Made me feel like crap all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 I got pulled over over last week in my 306, i had just finished teaching taekwondo and was on my way home He came to my window and said leave your keys on the dash and step out side the car.. i thought no probs, just a routine check the reason i pulled you over he said is that you dont have your side lights on and its getting a bit dark !! lol i kinda looked at him a bit puzzled so i said err ok Then out of the corner of my eye another 3 policeman got out of then van and kinda circled round me, I though hang on ! what you lot up to ??? Then he asked have i been drinking ...I was in my martial arts suit... I looked my self up and down and went erm lol no i have just been teaching taekwondo... so i done a breath test which of course i passed.. then he finished off by saying, slow down when you come round the corner next time, on your way CHEEKY BAS***D !!! I was doing 25 30 mph !! Now i dont have a problem with the police at all and i hate it when people say " i hate the police" But i know now why people hate them. he was bloody rude and made me feel like a criminal.. Made me feel like crap all day Sounds like a cr&p experiance. I'm suprised that he said leave the keys on the dash though. There's no way i'd leave the keys to my supra on the dash or anywhere not on my person while on the road and usually sat in the police car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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