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At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

The judge said, State your name, occupation, and the charge.

 

The defendant said, I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery.

 

The judge winced and said, Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell! :taped:

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Two pools of sick walking down the street when one of them stops, stares at a bus stop then suddenly bursts in to tears.

The other bag asks "whats the matter?",

The first bag says "this is where I was brought up".

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