Bill Prawn Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 It made me smile A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's lift. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine. She looks arrogantly at the old lady and says, "Georgio, £100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on, smelling lovely as well. In an effort to outdo she turns to the two other women and says, "Chanel, £150 an ounce." The old lady had just about enough of this showing off and as she arrives at her floor, the doors open, she looks at the two young ladies, bends over picks up her bags and farts and says, ............"Broccoli, 49 pence a pound." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCITY Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 lol nice.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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