stevie_b Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 10 out of 24: fail. Looks like the police will be calling to escort me from the country in a few minutes. Some of those questions are ridiculous, mainly the numerical ones where the possible answers are very close together. You might as well ask "How many blades of grass are there in the UK? Is it: A: 456,456,335,765,196? B: 456,456,335,765,197? C: 456,456,335,765,198? " FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I dont know if im being a biff or my laptop is crap but how do you do the test? I clicked the link, it opend a page and i cant see anywhere to start the test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 11. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 11 also, I think I hear them coming to deport me.. Oh well, it was nice knowing you all.. (Apart from ......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 13 who gets paid to make up this crap anyway? Oh its OK I'm leaving - will I ever get back in lol Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 16. fail. lol What a load of useless questions. Most of them are totaly useless things someone wanting to come into the uk should know. Should be like "what else can you do at the post office other than post a letter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 14/24, some of the questions are really difficult. Still, look on the bright side, immigration levels will drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Should be like "what else can you do at the post office other than post a letter" Answer: Rob it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Hmmm...fail 6/24 The door bell rang. Some men took me away. I'm to be expelled from the country. Luckily though I applied for asylum and they've given me a rather splendid 6 bedroom house in Hampstead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I got 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Luckily though I applied for asylum and they've given me a rather splendid 6 bedroom house in Hampstead. LOL So true, the lefties won't allow the test results to apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I clicked the link, it opend a page and i cant see anywhere to start the test You failed "the test"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You failed "the test"! Ah that reminds me of something normally reserved for naughty noobs... YHy06FMsezI xbkcRXxF_b8&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Still, look on the bright side, immigration levels will drop You mean the legal ones? What about the ones we don't know about and who aren't supposed to be here? Test fail. "I know, let's make a citizenship test with ridiculous questions to which only a very small percentage of people will know the answers too! 100% pass mark will be almost impossible!" "Why?" "Because we need something to spend the tax payer's money on in order to look like we're doing something!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 At the end of the day it's a farse, nothing will probably change and it's an attempt by the Government to make us think they are controlling immigration, which they're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 3 Yay, I came bottom out of everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 7 out of 24.... i suck lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 8 fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I got no questions right... because i need the lastest adobe thing and work don't have it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 3 Yay, I came bottom out of everyone! Impressive, are you a martian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 3 Yay, I came bottom out of everyone! Story of your life hey bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%) Time taken: 04 minutes 13 seconds LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Surely illegal immigrants must annoy people more than those that come here legally, wanting to work hard etc? I think most people forget that we are all immigrants really. If you go back far enough, someone moved to this country and started your British family tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisD89 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 8/24 Fail:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 14/24, some of the questions are really difficult. I'm shocked! A proper, patriotic, salt of the earth, Brit like you not scoring 100%. You should be ashamed. I think most people forget that we are all immigrants really. If you go back far enough, someone moved to this country and started your British family tree. Psst....we all have black relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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