j_jza80 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Isn't that the mantra Cpl Hicks and Lt Ripley adopted in the Aliens films? That didn't work either I think the words were: "Take off and Nuke the entire site from orbit" Maybe overkill in this instance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 It's the only way to be sure. You could always fire off a couple of canisters of cn20 and nerve gas the whole f'kin' nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 WHAP! Fry half a city with this puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacky20 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 OK guys gonna pick your brains for this dilemma. My girlfirends mother is a "questionable" character shall we say, but this really takes the michael! She went on holiday recently (didn't tell my GF she was going until she was at the airport about to leave) and was due to come back a few days before her birthday (today). So my GF decides to get her some birthday presents, think she spent about £20-£30. GF doesnt have much money to spare what with recently moving so this was quite a lot for her to spend on presents. She rings her mum on Monday to ask her if she'd like to come over for a birthday meal. Got told "No I'm expecting my boyfriend to take me out", which is fair enough. Then the GF asks about which day would be best to take her presents over an is told "Take them back and get your money back, I don't want them cos I bought some perfume for £40 on holiday, you can give me the money for it" I thought this was a bit out of order, but my GF decided to take the presents over anyway as she thought her mum would like them, explained that she couldn't afford to give her mum the £40 for the perfume and was simply told "I dont want them, take them back, get a refund and get me something else" I'm really unsure as to whether to stay out of this or get involved. Personally I think her mum is being an ungrateful b*tch and acting more like a brattish teenager rather than a parent. Im in the exact same situation my gf's mum is so imature and we have just moved into a new place and her dad offered to buy us a house warming then when they brought it her mother pulled her to one side and said she wanted the money for it within the nxt 2week ! i got involved and now am barred from anywhere her mum is lmfao well worth it tho the bitch ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Rubbish. My mum is a lady wot lunches and I'm deffo not like that. The temptation is there to ask if you are a lady wot lunches, dinners, suppers etc etc. But I'll let it go this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I was warned by my dad, and I didnt listen. He warned me that the young sexy, fun loving girl I'd fallen for would turn into whatever her mum was like. He was right. Its like first formers that get bullied at school by the prefects...when they get to the sixth form they take it out on the newbies. Ditch her,and find a nice considerate bloke to settle down with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I was warned by my dad, and I didnt listen. He warned me that the young sexy, fun loving girl I'd fallen for would turn into whatever her mum was like. He was right. Its like first formers that get bullied at school by the prefects...when they get to the sixth form they take it out on the newbies. Ditch her,and find a nice considerate bloke to settle down with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 if you get involved and upset the mother then its a dead cert that the mother and daughter will make up and youll be the b**tard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I was warned by my dad, and I didnt listen. He warned me that the young sexy, fun loving girl I'd fallen for would turn into whatever her mum was like. He was right. Its like first formers that get bullied at school by the prefects...when they get to the sixth form they take it out on the newbies. Ditch her,and find a nice considerate bloke to settle down with. they never listen to us dads been there done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 OK this could clinch it.... Her mum thinks the Supra is "A silly car and a waste of money" Ah, easy mistake to make for the uninitiated. Silly car http://cdn.motors.co.uk/d/used-photos/80354/400x/0/0/L669RHL.jpg Supra http://www.autoline.com.au/photo.wsvc?pid=1&vid=1252817&size=thumb1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 You could lock them both in a room together without food until they sort out their differences. It works for the Papal elections (although they might get food). It's a high-risk strategy, granted, with the added excitement of potentially being charged with false imprisonment when you finally let them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Bin her, they all turn into their mothers eventually! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 You could lock them both in a room together without food until they sort out their differences. It works for the Papal elections (although they might get food). It's a high-risk strategy, granted, with the added excitement of potentially being charged with false imprisonment when you finally let them out. I have visions of him waiting in the garden for white smoke to emit from the chimneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I think the words were: "Take off and Nuke the entire site from orbit" Maybe overkill in this instance... It'd certainly take care of the mother-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin1982 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 It's quite scary how since I posted this she has started to act like her mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Do you still have the matches I sent you? Now is the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygood Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 It's quite scary how since I posted this she has started to act like her mum Run for your life, bud! It's better to be alone than in a bad relationship... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Bullitt Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 It's quite scary how since I posted this she has started to act like her mum Do elaborate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 It's quite scary how since I posted this she has started to act like her mum Maybe she's a member here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin1982 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 Maybe she's a member here? Is nothing sacred anymore..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin1982 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 Do you still have the matches I sent you? Now is the time... What if fire doesn't kill it???? What if it's something worse........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 What if fire doesn't kill it???? What if it's something worse........ Don't encourage him. Actually, do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 What if fire doesn't kill it???? What if it's something worse........ Continuing the theme I inadvertently started... acid for blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin1982 Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 Ok i need 4 robot sentry guns.... Could also be an awesome mod for the supra.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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