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Pete

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I need your advice

 

For sometime now I've suspected that may be having an affair. You know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

 

Recently she has started going out 'with friends from work' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, just a couple from the office".

 

The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth.

 

But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see who she was with.

 

It was whilst I crouched behind my car that I noticed I need some new rear tyres.

 

Do you think I Should go for Pirelli this time or try the new Michelins Cup spot?

 

Thanks

 

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