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Bear Grylls - west coast of Ireland .


merckx

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Tonight at 7.30.

 

I think I'll have something to eat before it starts. :blink:

 

 

This week Bear is on the west coast of Ireland (I know, he's usually somewhere more exotic, with jungles and snakes and stuff, but Bear can make a spectacle of himself anywhere), clambering up steep cliffs and through boggy moors.

 

It's an excellent episode, with a menu that is scary even by Bear's standards: maggots scooped from the eye sockets of a decomposing seal are used to flavour a soup of crushed mussels and seaweed, all of which is filtered through a sock. I know, your mouth's watering already.

 

Then Bear spots a dead sheep in a peat bog. "The eyeballs are still in!" he observes - a good sign, apparently. There follows a wonderful scene in which he wades into the bog to fetch the carcass, gets into trouble and becomes perhaps the first presenter to be savaged by a dead sheep on television. When he emerges victorious, he celebrates by skinning the sheep and taking a bite out of its still warm heart. The fleece becomes a sleeping bag (or "sheeping bag") and a flotation device to be used for swimming across a loch. As he strips to his boxers (any excuse), Bear is concerned about the swim: "Man," he tells us, "this is going to be chilly perkins." And it is.

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