The Hornet Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs! 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please 14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand 15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything! 19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver geezers job innit." 21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash 22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 http://mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=33977&highlight=chav+filing+cabinet http://mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=32015&highlight=chav+filing+cabinet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 You should delete the highlights before posting links Jake m8! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hornet Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 Repost Hornet, you numpty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 You should delete the highlights before posting links Jake m8! Normally I do, Trev, but in this case I thought a demo of keyword searching might be appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 heh heh good point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 And some pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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