jazz1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 So theres me driving my car more now, i only drove the car 2 days ago and just popped the bonnet to see a small rat in the engine. So i start the engine and he cant stand the heat, rather than run he decides to calmy walk away underneath my bloody car even after seeing me stupid fuking dirty shit they pissed me off now, my rat zapper has come time for the final solution there death bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbloodyturbo Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The rat is probably thinking 'stupid b@stard woke me up'. Did you stop to think about the rats feelings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I could have sworn a nutter called jazz1 has put up a rat thread in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The rat is probably thinking 'stupid b@stard woke me up'. Did you stop to think about the rats feelings? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! great post! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I could have sworn a nutter called jazz1 has put up a rat thread in the past. Several of them, seems unable to simply bump one of those though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I look forward to his *I train rats to bulk up on guiness* thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I look forward to his *I train rats to bulk up on guiness* thread. A little bit of wee came out just at the thought of it... it's the stuff of dreams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 It's not funny, we don't want rats eating away his Porsche! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I feel ashamed. I misspelt Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I feel ashamed. I misspelt Guinness. My goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 It's not funny, we don't want rats eating away his Porsche! I'm guessing they must have eaten that already, that would help explain why we haven't seen any pics or heard about it recently. It might also explain why this doesn't make sense... porsche is better than cr I guess the rats ate some letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 LMAO More rat issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 My goodness. I see what you did there..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 LMAO More rat issues No. Sorry. I've arranged tonight to break into Jazz's house and steal the letters "R" "A" and "T" from his keyboard. It's a service I shall be rolling out across the forum - for free. I've started with myself and I've already removed the following keys: "S" "T" "O" "P" "O" "S" "T" "I" "N" "G" "B" "O" "L" "L"O"C"K" "S" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I guess the rats ate some letters? Crustacean? I like crustaceans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Crustacean? Possibly, or maybe he's a Scrabble enthusiast and is telling us which word gets the highest score? Hey jazzyrat: http://www.ratzapper.com/battle-station.cfm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Wickedpedia says: This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding reliable references. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. (June 2006) Fetish for rats or large mice is one of the most uncommon specific fetish. It is sometimes referred to as musoamoria (from Latin mus for "mouse") or muroamoria (a coinage from the taxonomic adjective "murine" for the Muridae family that encompasses mice and rats), or as suriamoria, from the French souris, meaning mouse. This fetish usually results in the person (usually a man although sometimes women or lesbians) seeing, or more often claiming to see, rats or large mice more often than is usually known. This is usually, although not always, a result of an unnatural desire for them, sometimes in a loving way (the person may have had a rat “friend” either real or imaginary as a child) or sometimes in a sexual way, often men claim they see rats or large mice in unusual settings in a car or bedroom etc. This gives the chance for the person to talk to their peers about the occurrence and in turn relieve their sexual fantasies in this way. Many specialists in phobias and uncommon fetishes believe this may be as a result of watching to many cartoon rats or large mice on television when young, particularly between the ages on three and five year old ie. Tom and Jerry etc. Hope this helps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprash Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Seriosuly Im never around much but even I remember Jazza's last post about fucking rats..... Is he still always like this, or did he grow up briefly and then revert back to his old ways, gotta be commitment on this forum if not with you lot lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 Well i just checked the corner where he went hes lying down breathing i think the poison is working, makes sense why he did not run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Ok can you clear something up. Are you some kind of rat king? Or maybe the Pied Piper lives next door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themodifiedkid Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Ok can you clear something up. Are you some kind of rat king? Or maybe the Pied Piper lives next door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Ok can you clear something up. Are you some kind of rat king? Or maybe the Pied Piper lives next door? Jazz take the roland poster down and clean up all the mcD's wrappers around the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 its annoying the bloody engine stinks when the car starts they still dont stop dont know why the hell they choose my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike3.0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I know the feeling I've got a mouse in my flat !!! I hear it sometimes but can never find the mo fo, I've tried to be kind and not laid poison, but now I've had enough ! What a arse ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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