Carl_S Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 We are animals, so eating a few particles of excrement here and there will not go amiss. It may even add a distintive flavour to activities like cunnilingus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 It may even add a distintive flavour to activities like cunnilingus. Errrghhh!! I'd rather lick a ladies vagina than do that...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 oral sex sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 oral sex sucks. Have you tried asking your partner to take off the condom Carl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Have you tried asking your partner to take off the condom Carl? Genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't like it when a woman goes "down there", sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonT Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sight Taste Smell Hearing Touch Simples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sight Taste Smell Hearing Touch Simples Erm, which order is that in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't like it when a woman goes "down there", sorry. Are you for real? Nothing better than a good blowie, you obviously haven't had one to write home about! You sit back, and no doing.. spot on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sight Taste Smell Hearing Touch Simples Hardles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sight Taste Smell Hearing Touch Simples Thats a very strange order. Smell Taste Touch Hearing Sight for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Maybe matt. But I thought a bj was a bj, didn't realise there was gold silver and bronze. Anyway, I'm sure you are the expert on this. So I bow to your greater knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't like it when a woman goes "down there", sorry. I would imagine it painful getting stuck in between a girls teeth..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I know it was small that night harvard, don't be bitter though. I am sure you will meet your match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I know it was small that night harvard, don't be bitter though. I am sure you will meet your match. No shit, it's not easy being hung like baboon.... Anyway, my favourite sense is "Common"..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Anyway, my favourite sense is "Common"..!! H. I'm beginning to think thats a myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonT Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Thats a very strange order. Maybe let me explain: Sight - without you wouldnt be able to see the world or anything in it which i think would be terrible as there are so many good things to look at! Taste - I quite like my food and drink so how annoying would it be to be able to smell it but not taste it! Smell - Id rather smell something than listen to ut or touch it Hearing - If i cant hear someone they can still write things down for me or im quite a good lip reader Touch - I could still actually touch things just not feel them so you dont lose out too much Im bored at work so thought i would explain my reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 No doubt Harvard. Whilst I may lose on size, I may win on beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 No doubt Harvard. Whilst I may lose on size, I may win on beauty. True, I have always found you quite pretty..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Thanks, I am sure you are not alone in that thought. I still get comments like that, once not so long ago in the shower by an ex heavy weight boxer. Good thing I never drop the soap. It's both hilarious and strangely flattering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1mb0b1 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Taste thats why I'am so bloody fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You would prob enjoy your food more if you ate less of it and excercised more. I know I would and do, not that I presume to know you Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 i dont believe in god so il pretend that its david acorah giving me the option. id pick my taste to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I couldn't bare it if I lost my sight. I could manage very well without the sense of smell, and probably almost as well without the sense of taste. So that leaves touch and hearing....close call, but I'd prefer to keep hearing over touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted July 2, 2009 Author Share Posted July 2, 2009 Maybe let me explain: Sight - without you wouldnt be able to see the world or anything in it which i think would be terrible as there are so many good things to look at! Taste - I quite like my food and drink so how annoying would it be to be able to smell it but not taste it! Smell - Id rather smell something than listen to ut or touch it Hearing - If i cant hear someone they can still write things down for me or im quite a good lip reader Touch - I could still actually touch things just not feel them so you dont lose out too much Im bored at work so thought i would explain my reasons IMO senses are important for survival rather than smelling the roses and tasting fine wines - those are just extras! Sight is fine but taking smell and taste over hearing and touch is just wierd. So that leaves touch and hearing....close call, but I'd prefer to keep hearing over touch. Again, don't you think about what you do with your sense of touch without even realising it? Try picking up an egg without feeling any pressure, you'd either break it or drop it!! You could lean on the hob and not realise until the smoke was coming off your hands!!! And then the things you can't rely on sight for; how would you wipe your arse without feeling anything? Next time you brush your teeth imagine you can't feel the brush in your hand so you don't know how much pressure to apply, and you don't know where the brush is in your mouth either. And eating food, a sense of taste is no good if all you can taste is blood - without feeling the food on your tongue and the pressure on your teeth you would have NO clue where it is in your mouth, so you wouldn't be able to chew it, and you'd probably have chewed your tongue off the first time you try to eat something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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