monkey76364 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Three disabled men enter a swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second has no legs, and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "SPLASH!" they are all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no legs is closing fast. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see the bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool where the head is. He dives down and rescues the head, where upon the head starts coughing and spluttering. Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts, "Three years I have spent learning to swim with my ears, then two minutes before the race, someone puts a swimming cap on me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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