SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I've had my Gf for a few months now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away to SilverStone for the weekend, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my Gf and he acts clueless. So yesterday... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my Gf. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and fu*k off, needless to say my Gf got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my Gf to the curb. It's only been 1 day since the incident and that I've been without my Gf and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my Gf has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. For those who haven't seen, heres a recent photo of my Gf. I know you guys would appreciate a pic. http://blogs.cisco.com/news_img/george%20foreman%20grill.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManwithSupra Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Have you tried putting both your Dad's meat and yours together, in at the same time? Some GFs will allow this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ha Ha Ha Totally felt for you then. Well For a second maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill1308 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 lol for a second then I thought this was a serious post !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Made me chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodilx6 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 All joking a side, I did burn my cock on one of those once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nice breast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Don't worry - it'll turn out nice again in the end. Oh, wait a minute - that's Geroge Formby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Don't worry - it'll turn out nice again in the end. Oh, wait a minute - that's Geroge Formby ...Who happens to be his infamous Russian cousin btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettjones Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 My GF can't handle all the meat i stuff in. Got annoyed so i threw my GF into the wall as there just wasn't any performance there. I broke my GF in half, so i tossed out and simply got another one all the way from Thailand! Only 10 dollar and fits a lot more in. All my mates came round and we took it in turn opening up my GF and putting our meat in.. really getting all the juices out. Had to empty my GF out in the end cost it got a bit messy, especially when my German mate Stef turned up and put his brokwurst in. Wanted to stick his 2 veg in but I said there wasn't space. He stuck them in anyway and couldn't get them out! So my best mate had his meat and two veg stuck in my GF for the rest of the night! Managed to get his meat out, but we lost one of the veg. If anyone wants to have a look and see if they can find it in my GF they would be welcome How we all laughed about totally abusing my GF the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nice, took a couple of seconds to get that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimojameso Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ha ha ha you had me there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ewww.... your dad's meat-juice will be mixing with yours. BTW, loved the line about 'should I get off the computer...'. Excellent satire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad88 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 lol wow this has spread fast, was posted up on the Aust Forums a few days ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 lol wow this has spread fast, was posted up on the Aust Forums a few days ago Shhush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Get the newer version. It gets hotter, thus eliminating more moisture from your meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 She's hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 Im thinking of investing in some of those plastic bags things you put inside your Gf that keeps the meat juices inside. I've seen them advertised on tv but I can't remember what they're called. Think its douchebag or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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