lexsum Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 He can't mate, he already has one wife ah, so he never told her that, explains the texts then! (just helping string it out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 George - just marry her mate - that'll stop the nuisance calls cheers Ian PS Or get IanW to marry her instead !!!!! BAN!!! Em Naw, no thanks. why the hell do you think i binned her in the first place, lol. Ian W is all loved anyhoo, im expecting a invite to the wedding soon, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 This should push it onto two pages for Martin. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Na, 22 MORE posts from when he posted. 40 all in, little bit to go Bugger Let's keep going then:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andyb Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Joeeeey! Deacon? off of Blue Peter? Ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andyb Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 and you might ave to pay to ave it blocked mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Deacon? off of Blue Peter? Ha ha That's what I thought too, and he's usually so politically correct;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIJ8631 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 He can't mate, he already has one wife Ah , thats makes things a bit more problematic !! I can understanding George's problem in trying to explain these calls to current wife cheers Ian Ps IanW good luck if your considering the big hitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Surely she hasn't been going constant for 6 months? You must've enraged her Not 22 posts to go anymore Rorschach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Surely she hasn't been going constant for 6 months? You must've enraged her Not 22 posts to go anymore Rorschach I havnt spoke to her for 6 months. But the past 2 months iv been getting the txts not to the extreme of friday just there. It all started since iv been seeing the new Chick. I finally emailed her, to say stop it please. iv had 2 txts, over the wknd. So fingers crossed itds stopped for good now. I dont want my new Gf involved in this, cos its just not fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Tell her if she txts you again you'll post her number on a public car forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 are you bringing back the phrase 'daft cow'...? I love it. It's like 1983 Blackie - are you getting behind this? I'm also considering 'wally' and 'pillock'. Oooh, I feel a mullet coming on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Oooh, I feel a mullet coming on! Is that like a boner? Mike has that effect on me too,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Is that like a boner? Mike has that effect on me too,... Saves having to reach up to the top shelf in the newsagents I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Tell her if she txts you again you'll post her number on a public car forum. that wudnt bother her, she likes alot of attention. Hence me binning her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 are you bringing back the phrase 'daft cow'...? I love it. It's like 1983 Blackie - are you getting behind this? I'm also considering 'wally' and 'pillock'. I'm totally "Down" with all things retro Mike you know this , Can i chuck "Plonker" in for consideration? I'm Still striving to bring back the high five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 could you not arrange to meet her then take her phone off her and chuck it in the river? Then chuck her in the river!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexM Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Hire a ninja to steal her phone, then the MIB to wipe her memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 could you not arrange to meet her then take her phone off her and chuck it in the river? Then chuck her in the river!! Dont tempt me mate, [sHOCK][/sHOCK] Hire a ninja to steal her phone, then the MIB to wipe her memory. Funny enough i dont know of any Ninja's to this sort of work?? MIB this would be cool though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Good thread. A woman harrassing a man with phone calls. When I watch Jeremy Kyle occasionally stuff like this happens. Why don't you give her what she wants, she obviously wants it bad, and it would not hurt to give it would it? Call it sexual healing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Yea i know dude, dont wana go down that road, not yet anyway. I was told I had to get a crime reference number from the police before I could have a number blocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Good thread. A woman harrassing a man with phone calls. When I watch Jeremy Kyle occasionally stuff like this happens. Why don't you give her what she wants, she obviously wants it bad, and it would not hurt to give it would it? Call it sexual healing. No Comment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Big boy. You know the score. Good luck with it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Just continue ignoring her? They're only texts, you dont have to read them or respond to them. After a while she'll give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadman 26 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'm totally "Down" with all things retro Mike you know this , Can i chuck "Plonker" in for consideration? I'm Still striving to bring back the high five Me and a couple of mates have been reviving the high five for a few months now. You should see the looks of respect we get in the pub! By the way I think "wazzock" should be in with a shout aswell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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